[Sunday 6th, please don't gain weight QAQ]
[Thank you for your support, the columns include "Tutu Farming and Building Infrastructure in the Beast World" and "The Vicious Widow Who Dressed as an Adult Wenlong Aotian" in advance. The copy is at the bottom~]
Copywriting of this article:
Transformed into cannon fodder destined to die early, Shen Yi just wanted to make money to survive.
Since otherworldly novels were a cultural wasteland, he took out "The Book of Dog-Blooded Literature" and decided to use the earthiest stalks to cut the greenest leeks!
As a result, a brainless bloody novel was born that combines "substitutes, amnesia, running with a ball, and chasing his wife in the crematorium".
Shen Yi: This logic makes no sense... This plot is retarded. No matter what, why are you so bloody?
Unexpectedly, readers from another world not only did not abandon the article, but responded enthusiastically:
Oh my God! This kind of madness that ignores logic must be the author's original design!
What? Male? Pregnant? It's not biologically correct, but it's damn exciting!
[What kind of fairy love is this! Although the male protagonist is a scumbag, I actually got it!
Shen Yi looked at the soaring account balance and the "great writing" on the screen, and fell into deep thought: ... Do you have any misunderstandings about bloody writing?
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Later, Shen Yi personally went on stage to film a short play.
Everyone thought he was just a bastard, but when the skit was released, the whole network went crazy.
The audience denounced the plot as illogical, stayed up late to catch up on updates, and even wrote 10,000-word comments analyzing the "game theory of human emotions" contained in it.
[Although it is very earthy, it is too high-end! This kind of speech from a domineering boss who doesn't care about life and death is so damn sweet!
[Is this really useful? I'm done with my studies, now I'm going to try it on my mortal enemy!
Shen Yi saved enough money to run away, but the gloomy and terrifying disabled man in the wheelchair suddenly stood up.
The boss's eyes were red, and he blocked Shen Yi in the corner, his voice trembling:
"Your book says that the male protagonist should forcefully kiss you at this time and say, 'Man, you have successfully attracted my attention'..."
The boss took a deep breath and leaned closer awkwardly: "Is that so?"
Shen Yi: ... Help, did you put into practice the quotations I wrote about the boss? ! The question is, how can I use it on me?
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The whole world thought Shen Yi was a crazy person. It was not until later that everyone discovered that although these bloody novels were irritating, they caused extreme mood swings!
[Since reading these novels, I no longer worry that I will suffer from coagulation syndrome because of my lack of mood swings! Haha:(]
[The latest discovery is that these bloody novels can also treat coagulation syndrome! The conjecture that novels have healing power has been realized! ]
[He is actually a first-level healer! Oh my god, a first-level healer will write a novel for me to read! ]
[Although, I still want to send him the blade! ]
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Advance copy of "Tutu Farming and Building Infrastructure in the Beast World":
The protagonist wakes up and comes to a magical world where people can turn into various animals!
And he also became a member of the Rabbit Clan. He had no time to adapt, because the Rabbit Clan was weak and bullied by other surrounding tribes. Not to mention, with the cold wave approaching, their food storage was far from enough, and half of the tribe was expected to starve to death.
The protagonist makes a quick decision and decides to solve the food shortage problem first.
Later, the tribesmen learned to plant, build houses, use tools to hunt, and lived a prosperous life.
But the protagonist is wary of danger in times of peace, fearing that other tribes will target the rabbit tribe. He worries all day long until he picks up a seriously injured wolf tribe orc.
The protagonist brought him back and took care of him carefully. His original intention was to make the other party owe him a favor, but he didn't expect that after the wolf orc recovered, he looked very strange.
It wasn't until the protagonist was carried back to the nest by him, with the other party's cub in his stomach, that he finally realized that this guy was a scheming wolf!
Hmm... But this wolf's combat prowess is off the charts, so he doesn't have to worry about his own group being bullied.
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The copy of the advance collection of "Wen Long Aotian's Vicious Widow in Adulthood" is as follows:
The protagonist is a small boss. I recently read this year's novel. The character Long Aotian in this book is not at all majestic and upright. He must retaliate and is very vengeful. The protagonist stayed up late to watch the torture of scum and was very enjoyable.
As a result, when he woke up, he became the vicious widower of Long Aotian... In this period novel.
The original owner had just married Long Aotian's brother, but Long Aotian's brother was so excited that he finally got a wife.
The vicious widowed sister-in-law didn't care about her newlywed husband's young siblings, and directly took away all the family property, and ran away with her sweetheart. Unsurprisingly, she was tortured to death by Long Aotian.
Fortunately, when the protagonist came through, the original owner didn't have time to collect the money and run away, so he could still save him! No, why is he holding all the property of the Long Aotian family in his hand, and the young Long Aotian's dark eyes are looking at him seriously, and his voice is cold as if he wants to cut him into pieces: "What are you going to do?"
Protagonist: ... Listen to my explanation!
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In order to prevent himself from ending up miserable, the protagonist can only go back to his old business and open a store, while at the same time supporting Long Aotian, who dropped out of school at a young age, and his younger siblings to study.
The hands were a little sore from working. The protagonist looked like his hand was broken in front of Long Aotian, with a gentle expression and a strong look on his face: "I'm fine. As long as I can give you a good life, although I am physically tired, I am very happy in my heart."
Haha, the little boy Long Aotian must have been moved to tears!
Long Aotian didn't cry, he just massaged his wrist very sensibly.
Seeing that Long Aotian was becoming more and more well-behaved in front of him day by day, and finally got admitted to the top exam as he wished, and his future was much smoother than in the original book, the protagonist felt that he could retire after success and think about his personal issues.
Hey, in this book, same-sex people can get married, which is also beneficial.
However, just when the protagonist happily met the tough guy PE teacher with eight-pack abs introduced by others, Long Aotian appeared with a serious expression, and the depression in his eyes almost turned into substance, calling his name: "Don't you want me anymore?"
Protagonist: "..." Isn't this right?
Purpose: To write literature that is popular with the people
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