I, the Panda, Can't Run Away with My Cubs.

[It's finished~, please give me a five-star rating~] [Thank you for your support. Please save the pre-released articles "Finding a Financial Supporter [Entertainment Circle]" and "After the Marriage of Qing Leng Shou and Sha Gou Gong"~, the copy is at the bottom~] Qi Tuantuan has two secrets. The first secret is that he is a panda. The second secret is that he can give birth to babies in his own belly. After receiving videos of other pandas showing off their cubs, Qi Tuantuan had a bold idea. He wanted to find a genetically superior human to give birth to the cutest panda cub in the world! So, he set his sights on Chu Mo, whose IQ and appearance suited him. As the president of the Chu family, Chu Mo is a golden bachelor in Q city, but he is famous in the circle for his frigidity. It can be said that no one can get close to him. However, that day, Chu Mo was blocked on the road by a young man with delicate appearance and bold personality. When the young man opened his mouth, he was shocked: "Sir, can you have a baby with me? Your genes are very good!" At that moment, Chu Mo's face turned as dark as his name. Qi Tuantuan was rejected once, but Qi Tuantuan was not discouraged and persisted and finally succeeded in sleeping with Chu Mo. In order to get it right at once, I dragged my exhausted body and pestered Chu Mo for several days. Before Chu Mo woke up, he held his bulging belly and ran away contentedly. —— Qi Tuantuan was raising his baby peacefully in the house he had prepared a long time ago. Seeing that his belly was getting bigger day by day, he had long forgotten about Chu Mo. He only occasionally recalled those nights, but one day the man in his dream suddenly appeared in front of him with a dark face: "You want to run away while you're asleep?" Everyone was dumbfounded. Chu Mo continued with a paralyzed face: "You have to be responsible for me." Qi Tuantuan felt very guilty: "But, we agreed that we would only have one cub." Only then did Chu Mo notice the swollen pregnant belly... Mr. Chu was quickly promoted from a golden bachelor to a novice baby daddy. —— Qi Tuantuan has always believed that she can give birth to the most beautiful and adorable panda cub. For this reason, I took turns doing prenatal education with Chu Mo every day. Chu Mo, who has children but has not yet become a regular worker, doesn't quite believe it. How can a human give birth to a panda? He thought the serious Qi Tuantuan was cute, so he cooperated with him in acting. However, one day Qi Tuantuan really gave birth to a panda... How can #humans give birth to pandas? # —— The copy of pre-received article 1 "Find a Funder [Entertainment Circle]" is as follows: Su Yi loves money very much. In order to make quick money, he decided to enter the entertainment industry and become a star after graduation. But it's not easy to be a star. You'll encounter unspoken rules before you make any money. The boss who wanted to hide the rules was old, ugly, and bald. Su Yi was unwilling and afraid of being blocked, so she decided to find a handsome sponsor for herself. —— When looking for a sponsor, you must find the most powerful one, otherwise it will be in vain? The most powerful person in the capital is Qin Jingyan. She has just turned thirty and has completely taken control of the behemoth Qin family. The boss Su Yi who wanted to unspoken rules could only nod and bow in front of the other party. The most important thing is that Qin Jingyan is handsome and single. Su Yi used some tricks and succeeded in sleeping with the other party. Although the process was bumpy and the other party refused him at first, the result was good. As soon as Qin Jingyan opened her eyes, she saw the boy who was pestering him last night. The boy boldly hugged his neck and breathed out like a blue: "Will you be my sponsor?" For some reason, Qin Jingyan, who had always kept herself clean, did not refuse. —— With Qin Jingyan as his escort, no one dared to bully Su Yi anymore. He liked this feeling very much. As time passed, Su Yi couldn't help but lie to others that Qin Jingyan was his boyfriend, and even used photos of the two kissing as evidence. But after playing for a long time, there will always be a time when Su Yi was called to the office of the company's boss for no apparent reason. The boss asked him: "I heard that Qin Jingyan is your boyfriend?" Su Yi admitted it because of vanity. Unexpectedly, the big boss turned his head and said with a smile: "Jingyan, is what he said true or false?" This time Su Yi discovered that Qin Jingyan was sitting on the sofa nearby, with her long legs overlapped like the most perfect work of art. Su Yi thought she was going to embarrass the master this time, but she didn't expect that Qin Jingyan didn't expose him. She looked at him with her narrow eyes and lightly opened her thin lips: "Come here." —— Small theater "I won't break up with you." Su Yi promised Qin Jingyan for the umpteenth time. "Even if I didn't like you that day, I wouldn't break up with you." Su Yi didn't notice Qin Jingyan's face getting darker and darker, and said logically: "After all, you are so rich." The next day, Su Yi held her sore waist and couldn't figure out why Qin Jingyan was so crazy. Also puzzled is the assistant. Why does Mr. Qin feel like he's been given a shot of chicken blood at work recently? The text of pre-released article 2 "After the Marriage of Qing Leng Shou and Sha Gou Gong" is as follows: Chu Yuecheng learned from his father that he had to fulfill the marriage contract made by his grandfather. He resisted in anger to no avail, and stormed out of the door angrily. On the road, he met a deaf-mute man begging on the street. Chu Yuecheng didn't bring a wallet, so he emptied all his pockets and only took out a few hundred yuan. With an apologetic look on his face, he was about to put the money into the broken bowl in the hand of the deaf-mute, when a slender and beautiful hand held twenty yuan and handed it over, followed by a sweet voice like the sound of jade: "Hello, is the money in the bowl?" Chu Yue nodded subconsciously, and the beggar... The deaf-mute also nodded. Chu Yuecheng looked confused. When he came to his senses, the hand had already taken back the money. He immediately turned his head and saw the cold and beautiful young man putting the money into his bag with his eyes lowered. Chu Yuecheng froze on the spot, his face turning red little by little. —— Since meeting Qi Muyi, Chu Yuecheng has been chasing Qi Muyi all day long, while firmly telling his father that he will not accept an arranged marriage in this feudal society. Finally, Chu's father relented and said that he could break off the engagement, but Chu Yuecheng had to say it in person and apologize to the other party. Chu Yuecheng agreed, as long as he could break off the engagement, he would do anything. He came to the agreed place refreshed and refreshed, but saw Qi Muyi, whose cold face was still expressionless: "I already know, it's just a verbal agreement, there is no need to care." Chu Yue Cheng: "..." Is it too late for him to regret it now? —— After the marriage, because Chu Yuecheng was always overflowing with sympathy, he was often defrauded of money. All his money was taken away and kept by Qi Muyi, who gave him five hundred yuan a month. Five hundred yuan is not enough for Master Chu's meal. But he didn't dare to say anything... His friends gave him advice: "It's not easy to increase your pocket money. You threatened to divorce him..." Before he finished speaking, Chu Yuecheng became angry instantly: "What divorce! My wife is so good, why should I divorce? Are you jealous that I have a good wife and want to take advantage of her!" Friendly friend: "..." "Oh, this is just a threat to make him feel in danger. Don't you want him to love you more?" When Chu Yuecheng heard the last sentence, his heart moved shamefully. However, things were different from what he thought... Qi Muyi: "Divorce? Okay, do you want your lawyer to come to the agreement, or do I do it?" Qi Muyi's beautiful fingers quickly typed a few lines on the keyboard: "I'll do it, quickly." Chu Yuecheng cried angrily. That night, Chu Yuecheng looked at the person under him, and while exerting force, he cried: "You really want to divorce me, tell me, do you love me or not?" Qi Muyi's fingers tightly grasped the sheets under him, his cold face stained with a thin red. He gritted his teeth to suppress the breath that was about to overflow from his throat, and said angrily: "Shut... Your mouth!" Purpose: Be responsible for your own actions