[Main story complete, 030]
[I've opened a new advance notice, "[Genshin Impact] Alhaitham Wants a Peaceful Life." If you're interested, please add it to your favorites! Ehehe 0v0]
Feng You had spent who knew how many years alone in the subspace, and had finally had enough.
As the older brother of a pair of twins who loved traveling together across worlds, he'd gotten very used to Kong and Ying going on trips for thousands of years without coming home...or so he thought!
Following his psychic link, he crossed the sea of stars and came to Teyvat. Before he could even take in the scenery, he got into a fight with someone who called themself Heavenly Principles.
And then...
Amnesiac Feng You clutched his head. Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going?
Looking at Teyvat in the middle of the Archon War, before The Seven had even been established, Feng You dredged up two faces from his hazy memories, both extremely similar to his own.
Feng You: This continent looks dangerous. What will happen to my frail sibling? My little sister is beautiful, sweet-voiced, and super gentle! My little brother can't even lift a finger or carry anything!
Feng You understood. His mission was to maintain peace and give his siblings a warm continent :)
A hundred years later.
Rex Lapis, who had heard an old friend talk about his sibling, watched a Traveler pass by.
"My little sister is generous and kind, and cares least of all about material things."
Lumine came out of a restaurant carrying Paimon, the unidentified flying object: Today's food bill--how did we eat so much?!
Venti, who had helped the young man overthrow old Mondstadt, passed by a bridge covered in fowl meat.
"My little sister is gentle and considerate. She loves little animals most of all."
Lumine, who had just shot all of Timmie's pigeons, stood at the bridge with her hands on her hips: Hahaha!
Feng You: Excuse me, have you seen my frail sibling?
The people of Teyvat, who had been fooled by his stories when they were young: ...You call that frail?
1. The bonus chapter pairing is Zhongli.
In short, he's a humble, powerful father who acts cool, whose life is as lonely as the wind, and who's searching for his siblings Kong and Ying (?).
2. The protagonist jumps around the timeline, so the chronology in this story is extremely chaotic! There are major alterations, major alterations, major alterations!!! (Important!)
3. Since miHoYo hasn't finished writing the story either, it's only natural for this to be proven wrong, sob. These are all my own settings QAQ()
--Advance Notice--
Alhaitham, the current scribe of the Akademiya in Sumeru, has a stable job and a great home. Every day, he lives the peaceful life he's always wanted.
He clocks in on time and never stays a second late after work.
Sumeru has plenty of geniuses. Alhaitham considers himself no more than an unremarkable scholar among them.
--And quite frail, too.
Until, one day, something rather unpeaceful appeared in his peaceful life.
For instance...the words that suddenly appeared above a certain blond Traveler's head.
[Woohoo, Alhaitham, my beautiful wife!]
He calmly closed his book and stepped out of the Traveler's path, only to see them take a detour to find Lesser Lord Kusanali.
That made sense.
The Traveler's romantic exploits were already famous throughout Teyvat.
The Grand Examiner passing by glanced at him, and a line of text appeared above his head.
[I've got to figure out how to get Alhaitham to play cards with me.]
When Cyno opened his mouth to talk to him, Alhaitham cut him off first. "It's after work."
So he absolutely wouldn't play cards.
It seemed he'd only ever play a game during work hours, as a side activity.
Alhaitham was very troubled to discover that he could see other people's thoughts.
It had shattered his peaceful life.
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Alhaitham was a controversial figure in Sumeru.
His deeds sparked widespread discussion and speculation.
He had personally devised and taken part in a plan to save a god, but after serving as acting Grand Sage, he didn't keep on acting. Instead, he resigned without hesitation.
"With Alhaitham's personality...could he be one of the Doctor's segments, one of the Harbingers from Snezhnaya?"
"Not necessarily. Look at the thing on his head. Could that be an upgraded Akasha?"
"Maybe he's an Akasha machine that gained sentience? Those fluorescent lines on him might be transmission equipment!"
"Have you heard of Aranara?"
"I saw one once. That cowlick on Alhaitham's head...looks a lot like an Aranara!"
Alhaitham's response to all this was: ...
1. There are two Travelers: one extremely shameless, the other a complete flirt. They're both the kind of shameless people who call every character their wife. Lighthearted meme story.
2. A brief account of the unpeaceful life of Alhaitham, who wanted a peaceful life.
Theme: The heartwarming bond of blood relatives.
Hahahahahaha Fengyou, who do you want Ruo Tuo to die for?
If Ruo Tuo also fakes his death, the content that follows will be even more uncontrollable.
My innocence is so emotional. From the Liyue chapter until now, the small interactions between Zhongli and Fengyou make people feel really sweet. Even now, I feel that everything finally has a happy ending... But I still feel so reluctant to let go QAQ
If Ruo Tuo also faked his death, it would probably turn into a weird rumor (pointing fingers
The pure love warrior fell to the ground
Hahahahahahahaha As expected I said how could Fengyou let go of Xiangyun's tail hahahaha
Gemini obviously has double standards. He can cheat his brother, but he doesn't allow others to say a bad word about his brother.
Hahahahahahahahaha, the relationship between these three people is really getting more and more chaotic hahahahahaha
I want to know a question: big-big-you-what-what-when-when-open-down-a-book-!!! (Super loud!)
Finished with flowers! Who can refuse a dragon!