[Flirtatious, sharp-tongued CEO bottom x shameless, tea-green, crybaby top]
Pei Xuzhou, a handsome, wealthy, and notoriously womanizing big shot in the investment banking world, was pressured by his mother into an arranged marriage with a fiancé ten years his junior.
Pei Xuzhou had no interest in some brat, and said whoever wanted to get married could do it themselves.
He hung up on his mother and went clubbing at a gay bar that night, where someone introduced him to a pretty little canary.
Luo Sheng had broad shoulders, a slim waist, and a pure-looking face. He was exactly Pei Xuzhou's type. Unfortunately, he was too young, and Pei Xuzhou couldn't bring himself to make a move.
Pei Xuzhou meant to send him away, but the canary suddenly started crying, saying he was short on money and pleading tearfully for Pei Xuzhou to take him in.
The canary pursued him too aggressively for Pei Xuzhou to turn him down, so he took him home for the time being to fend off his mother's matchmaking efforts.
They agreed to pretend to date. Luo Sheng would play Pei Xuzhou's young boyfriend, and Pei Xuzhou would pay him. He put the little canary through school, and somewhere along the way, he started to have feelings for him.
Their agreement never called for physical contact, but they still hugged.
Pei Xuzhou said, "I've never hugged a kid before. This feels weird."
Their agreement never called for kissing, either, but they still kissed.
Pei Xuzhou said, "I've never kissed a kid before. This feels weird."
Their agreement definitely never called for sex, but they still did it.
Pei Xuzhou said, "Fine, we did it, but why am I the bottom?!"
He was the one who raised the canary, so how did he end up being the one getting topped?
The next morning, Pei Xuzhou woke up sore all over, covered in marks. He kicked Luo Sheng out of bed and yelled, "What good are you? Even a dog would bark at me, but you just went and did this to me!"
Luo Sheng said pitifully, "A dog can only bark, but I can make you bark."
Pei Xuzhou blushed. "??? Get lost!!!"
You really shouldn't date someone so young. They'd only been pretending to date for three months, and Pei Xuzhou was already unable to keep up with Luo Sheng's stamina and personality.
He wanted sex every day. If they didn't do it, he'd cry; if they did, he'd cry too. The more they did it, the more he cried. Pei Xuzhou even had to comfort him in bed. He was so exhausted he wanted to dump the brat.
At last, their fake relationship was exposed. Pei Xuzhou and Luo Sheng broke up, and Pei Xuzhou was dragged off to meet the young master of the Gu family for a blind date.
The moment he saw his fiancé, Pei Xuzhou thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. Why did he look exactly like Luo Sheng?!
Luo Sheng smiled shyly. "Ge, I forgot to tell you my surname is Gu."
Pei Xuzhou was full of questions. "Weren't you a poor student?! How did you turn out to be a real young master?! And now you're my fiancé?!"
#The tea-green top has a thousand tricks up his sleeve
#How to trick your runaway bride into staying
#Thought he was raising a canary, but it turned out to be his fiancé
■Reader's Guide:
* Whether they're both inexperienced is up to you. I'll decide before the story begins.
* The top is experiencing his first love; the bottom has plenty of dating experience.
* Younger top + tea-green + crybaby. I still love this trope, even if it's not very original.
* Weaker bottom, stronger top. The bottom spoils the top at first, then they spoil each other.
* Sweet, sweet, sweet. Writing angst takes too much effort.
Theme: Hold fast to your ideals and pursue your own path. Everyone shines in their own way.