I'm an overworked wage slave among wage slaves, a low-level employee at Company S. To pay my mortgage, I juggle several jobs.
In the morning, I sell steamed buns at a breakfast shop.
In the evening, I make burgers at McDonald's.
At night, I also have to keep up my daily posting streak on Gou X.
Most people have one liver. I have eight.
Until one day...
My boss bought my steamed buns, ate the burger I had assembled, and even discovered the spicy romance story I had written with him as the inspiration.
Me: ...[Explodes on the spot]
Pairing: A scheming CEO gong (Song Xinze) x a hardworking wage-slave shou (Shi Xiu)
Notes:
One-on-one romance, a silly little short story told in first person.
It might basically be an outline (?).
I wrote this a long time ago and moved it here for a bit of fun. Hope you enjoy it!
Recommending a friend's story: "After I Pretended to Be a Slacker, the Top Student Fell for Me" by Buyi Moke
-- Hey, boyfriend! If you kissed me, you have to take responsibility!
Blurb:
Lin Congyu had been "the kid other people's parents wish they had" since childhood. He was good-looking and clever, and from kindergarten through the end of middle school, no one else stood a chance at first place whenever he was around.
He had coasted through life for over a decade, but when he entered high school, he found a fated rival waiting for him.
His rival was named Wei Tunan. Handsome and quiet, mature and steady, with an innate air of nobility and composure. Most importantly, he had a gorgeous six-pack that Lin Congyu envied...
Wait, why is that what I'm focusing on?!
It was bad enough that Wei Tunan competed with Lin Congyu at every turn, but he even had a "white moonlight" he hadn't managed to win over. This was a huge blow to Lin Congyu.
Then one day, Lin Congyu had an accident and became disabled. He couldn't keep competing anymore, so he decided to go with the flow and let Wei Tunan have the top student's throne.
He couldn't write notes, so he asked Wei Tunan to take them for him. He couldn't use chopsticks, so Wei Tunan fed him. He couldn't solve a problem, so Wei Tunan explained it to him... Life was so wonderful. He'd enjoy it for as long as he could!
After celebrating his eighteenth birthday, Lin Congyu finally made up his mind to be a gentleman and bring Wei Tunan and his "white moonlight" together. Unexpectedly, the more he tried to come up with romantic ideas and opportunities for Wei Tunan, the more dissatisfied Wei Tunan became with him.
Finally, one day, Wei Tunan cornered him against the wall, his eyes dark and dangerous. "So this is how Mr. Lin treats the person he likes? You kiss him, then run away, and leave him high and dry?"
Lin Congyu: ??????
Theme: Live hard and strive hard
It made me laugh to death. The little stone was so cute. Teacher Cang's doubts at the end made me laugh to death.
Hahahahahaha, cheating on Bai Yueguang's head, the most beautiful surname, there are too many elements, it's so funny!
I really can't bear to laugh... Xiao Shitou's JJ is the most miserable and beautiful author
Gu is the most common surname in Danmei. It's really funny.
Apart from being in the first person, this article is entirely based on my aesthetic point of view
How do I rate it? I want to give it full marks. This article is really good. Help, help, is there anything like this?
Okay, so 5 of the 5 readers are acquaintances
Very nice, thanks for the free offer
Woohoo, everyone is so cute, my wife wrote so well.
Does three, four, five and six mean four times? (Manual dog head)