[Ultraman] Is the Suit Actor Crew Making a Comedy of It, or What?

★ A collection of wild ideas

★ Tentative list of short stories:

[Turns Out I'm the Little Monster] - 882, You Cutie

As an 882 alien, I was determined to learn from my predecessors and take down those brats from the Land of Light, wiping away the title they'd forced onto our kind.

So I turned into a human, deliberately got close to those Ultra Warriors, copied their powers, and used them to do evil!

But then...

After committing every imaginable misdeed, I looked at the Land of Light ID card in my hand and fell into deep thought.

This can't be right! I only wanted to be a villain and clear my name! Is something wrong with the Land of Light?

And you little alien brats over there, don't call me Ultraman Gzz!

[I'm a Virus, and I Fell for Antivirus Software] - Is Daiji's Terminal Okay?

Me: Virus types can't stand vaccine types. Digital viruses and antivirus software are natural enemies, right?

So isn't it perfectly normal for me to fight you?

X, so distraught his headset fell off: But I'm not antivirus software!

Stop chasing me around and hitting me! You're not like this when Daiji is around! You even acted all sweet with him! How can a digital virus be so two-faced?!

Daiji: The terminal's broken again. Don't ask me about it. I'm fixing it.

Later, X: Daiji, do viruses need protection from antivirus software? Is it too late for me to change careers?

Daiji: What?!

[What Is Up with These Plush Monster Cards?] - Did an Ultra Warrior Get to Cuddle a Plush Monster Today?

Thanks for the invite. I'm on the tokusatsu set, holding a golden finger that lets me transform into monsters, and I'm ready to make a name for myself.

I raised my transformation device and pulled out a Jiga Tron card, brimming with confidence and pride.

Then I turned into a plush, pink Jiga Tron, looked at the original standing across from me, and couldn't help bursting into tears.

Um, let's just pretend I was never here, okay?

Waaah! Is this some knockoff transformation device? Why did I turn into a giant plush toy? Help!

Meanwhile, the Stinging Alien, wearing a secret identity, fell into deep thought.

Only the clueless Zeta looked around, pointed at Jiga Tron, and let out a horrified scream.

"Haruki, does this mean that Jiga Tron is female?! And she has babies?!"

Jiga Tron: I'm not! I don't!

Plush Jiga Tron: I'm not! I don't!

Just because you're an Ultra Warrior doesn't mean you can make things up!

How does the Land of Light teach its kids, anyway?

★ Characters may be out of character, and the timeline has been heavily altered. This is a collection of silly, self-indulgent ideas. You can tell from the blurb that it's not serious at all.

★ The author isn't into BL, so please don't mention any BL ships in the comments. Begging you!

★ If you don't like it, please click the X. Let's part on good terms, and everyone's happy.

Theme: Believe in the light