[Ultraman] After I Bought an Official Transformation Device

I bought an authentic Ultraman transformation device. All it takes is a press of a button to feel what it's like to become light. Sounds pretty great, right?

But what if the actual Ultra Warriors also ended up inside your body, watching you use their giant forms?

What if they were all trapped inside you, and the only way for them to go home was for you to complete missions?

What if how long an Ultra Warrior could appear depended on your stamina?

My only skill is lying around like a lazy fish. I've never passed the 800-meter run, and now I'm being forced to exercise every day. I weep bitter tears. Regret it? I do. I'm the one who regrets it.

There are 24 hours in a day, and I spend 36 of them on the way to grinding through missions. Every day, I'm either working overtime on missions or exercising. Have any of you Ultras considered how a lazy human like me feels?

No, you haven't. All you do is make me get back up and keep grinding.

Looking at the pile of transformation devices in front of me, I shed tears of regret.

Why did I ever think playing with these was a good idea?

And why did I have to get handsy and try several devices at once? qwq

Flash Sword, Spark Lens, Blue Bracelet, Blue Cone, Lion's Eye, Mebium Brace, Max Spark, Evoltruster, and the rest: Human host, you can't rest yet.

Me: Please just let me die. Thanks.

When is this garbage world going to end? Hurry up. I'm exhausted.

I just want to sleep. What did I do wrong? TvT

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★ Silly premise, pairing undecided

★ Tentatively an episodic story, with one Ultra transformation device per arc

★ Purely an idea, no outline, unfinished, just stored here for now

Theme: Believe in the light