I Conquered the Interstellar World with Food

[Coming soon: "Chinese Cuisine Goes Viral Across the Stars"! Please add it to your favorites~] After transmigrating to the stars with no money to her name, Su Bai takes a job in the kitchen of the Fifth Military Academy's cafeteria, where meals and lodging are included. Only after arriving does she discover that the interstellar world has no such profession as chef! Instead, there are Purifiers, who purify food and then boil everything together in a pot. Mango and cucumber mash with spider-leg salad? Braised little goldfish with strawberries and potatoes! What kind of dark cuisine is this? Su Bai shakes her head. People across the stars are so unfortunate to have no good food. How can Su Bai, who comes from Huaxia, a country of fine cuisine, tolerate an interstellar world with nothing but nutrition drinks and dark cuisine? Of course she'll grab a spatula and make it her mission to let people across the stars experience the charms of Huaxia cuisine. There has to be braised pork, spicy rabbit heads, beggar's chicken, and poached pork slices in chili oil. None of them can be left out. It's enrollment season again, the time when everyone loves to trick the new students into eating at the cafeteria and watch them embarrass themselves in public. Instead, the new students tricked into coming to the cafeteria polish off three bowls of rice and turn around, exclaiming, "Now I understand why the upperclassmen don't want us coming to the cafeteria!" And so the Fifth Military Academy forum's trending topic becomes: [The upperclassmen complained that the cafeteria food was awful so they could keep it all to themselves. Don't believe a word they say!] The kind upperclassmen who genuinely warned the new students not to get suckered into the cafeteria: We're innocent! The scheming upperclassmen who planned to trick them and watch them suffer: Does this year's freshman class have weird tastes? It's time for the annual joint mission, with five military academies exploring an uninhabited planet. Audience: Let's see how bad the Fifth Military Academy's Purifiers are! Lotus-leaf chicken, rice cooked in bamboo tubes, whole roast lamb. Audience: This purified food smells kind of delicious? #Watched the Fifth Military Academy cafeteria stream, drank ten bottles of nutrition drinks, and ended up in the hospital# #Is it still possible to get into the Fifth Military Academy for grad school and mooch food?# #Grandpa, who's over a hundred, watched the livestream and decided to apply to the Fifth Military Academy next year# Synopsis for the upcoming "Chinese Cuisine Goes Viral Across the Stars": Su Xinghui works himself to death from overtime. When he opens his eyes again, he's transmigrated into the body of a young master from an interstellar noble family. Unfortunately, this young master has had a rough time. His mother died, leaving him only a trash planet. His scumbag father has his eye on the inheritance, and his stepmother and younger half-brother see him as a thorn in their side. Less than a week after reaching adulthood, he's sent to the trash planet. Just as everyone thinks he'll never recover, Su Xinghui returns to his old trade. With his cooking skills, he opens a restaurant and takes over the cafeteria, turning the trash planet into a thriving place. At first, travelers stopping over on Blue Star are very reluctant: It's far away and there's no food. I wouldn't come if there were more people here. Students learn that the cafeteria has been taken over yet again: It's just a cafeteria. Cheap and terrible food is fine, as long as it doesn't poison us. After a while Travelers stopping over on the trash planet: It's not that other planets are far away. Blue Star just gives you more for your money! "I hereby declare that refreshing sour plum drink is the savior of summer. Summer isn't complete without it!" "The soul of zhajiangmian is the sauce. You need to dry-fry small cubes of pork belly with six parts fat and four parts lean. That's what gives it its rich, full aroma." Students at the school with the cafeteria contract: Isn't the whole point of going to school to eat in the cafeteria? "Pork buns for breakfast, braised pork for lunch, and... can you find another school anywhere across the stars with food this good?!" "You've heard of the Manchu-Han Imperial Feast, right? Our school serves it. With 108 dishes, we can serve ten different ones a day and never repeat a dish all week. If you want to eat it, you'll have to wait until next week." Other netizens: "Enough already!" So what if it's Blue Star? We're booking tickets right now! Theme: Life and good food are the only things we must not let down.