Sexy Little Boss Offers Online Consultations

On the day Song Handi transmigrated, he received a rejection letter saying that his original body's credentials were insufficient for him to enter a dungeon as an NPC. He'd never read an infinite-flow novel and didn't understand any of these terms. All he knew was that he'd have to make a living on his own!

So he used the original body's medical license to open a private clinic and attracted patients with livestreamed online consultations. The patients he encountered were all kinds of strange.

An uncle had an octopus perched on his head, its mouthparts sucking away, but he couldn't see it and kept saying his head itched.

A beautiful woman on a video call had her facial features randomly rearranged every day, with her nose and eyes scurrying all over the place.

There was also a transparent figure who suddenly appeared in front of him and kept changing from red to orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet like a rainbow. "Whenever you get mad at me, my mood turns blue."

Song Handi turned to look at the livestream comments

"The streamer is so cute, acting with invisible props!"

What the heck, are you people sick, or am I?

After Song Handi became a patient himself, relations between doctor and patient improved considerably.

He took the octopus off the uncle's head and kept it as a pet in an ornamental fish tank. He ignored the beautiful woman's eyes growing beneath her mouth and gave her a facial-cleaning spa treatment. And after he kissed the rainbow shadow a few times, it turned pink and lit up his home beautifully.

Until one day, the master of the forbidden zone showed up at his door and gripped his chin. "An SSS-rank supernatural object, the Private Doctor?"

Song Handi glanced behind himself, then uncertainly pointed at his own chest. "Who are you calling a supernatural object? Me? Hey, buddy, why do you look exactly like my rainbow lamp?"

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