Just Breathe and Coast to Victory

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Bad news: Acid rain burned his fur black, and a blizzard left him dizzy and seeing stars. An epic survival crisis!

Good news: Lu Xi discovered that just by breathing, he could make the plants, animals, and minerals on this planet grow a hundred times faster!

He huddled in a corner and let out a weary sigh. The next second, the fruit beside him went "pop" and ripened in an instant.

Lu Xi: !!!!!

Every so often, fruit, lumber, and seeds also kept falling from the sky, respawning each day at set spots outside the entrance to his cave.

Planting, hauling, stockpiling food, cooking!!

Life in another world was almost too wonderful!

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What he didn't know was that

In the little livestream window floating above him, viewers from distant planets watched the only fuzzy creature on this planet, their hearts melting:

[That milk-tea-colored hamster has eyes like black grapes and chubby cheeks. So cute! I want to grab him and force him to love me!]

[The little darling is always making colorful soups that look like dark cuisine, but who cares! We'll spoil him rotten!!]

[Come on, girls!!]

[Sending the little darling 100 top-grade logs, 1,000 rare seeds, and 10,086 premium eggs!]

So while contestants at other bases worked themselves to exhaustion farming, Lu Xi never even had to leave home. Just by breathing, he could harvest more food than he could eat. The last-place contestant had become a dark horse, and he was about to lounge his way to the top of the survival game and claim a vast territory.

The other contestants: ? Wait, is that even fair?

But who cares!

Haven't you seen the supplies he just picked up?

It's none other than His Highness Jun Tan, the next heir to the Blueglow Empire, Crown Prince of the Empire!!!

And isn't he obediently working for him without complaint?!

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In the year 3026 of the Star Calendar, an evil god awoke in the depths of the universe, and spiritual contamination ran rampant.

The Empire established its last line of defense: the Heresy Tribunal.

They judged heretics and purged heretics.

Dai Ci, the Chief Executor, was hailed as the Empire's sword: decisive and merciless.

Luo Cha was the well-behaved child everyone knew at Saint Andrew's Academy.

Rumor had it that his life had been full of hardship, and that he was born with the gift of clairvoyance. Unknowable beings had watched him for years, making him the object of everyone's pity.

But in private, he had another identity no one knew about: the Empire's most wanted heretic, and the sole vessel for an evil god's descent.

To steal the Empire's most confidential secrets, Luo Cha stumbled, covered in blood, into Dai Ci's arms during an incident involving divine contamination.

He clutched the man's uniform collar, the corners of his eyes flushed red. "Officer, save me..."

Dai Ci gazed at him for a long time, then took him back to his private residence.

He had the most conservative clothes made for him, covering his pale skin and shielding him from the covetous gazes of the outside world.

He wouldn't even let Luo Cha walk barefoot on the bathroom floor. He always wrapped his arms around Luo Cha from behind and lifted him securely, afraid the cold might harm his delicate feet. "Be good, Xiao Cha. The floor is cold. Hold on tight to your husband."

Everyone said that the ruthless killer from the Heresy Tribunal doted on the little madam at home.

Nestled in the man's arms, Luo Cha was as obedient as a porcelain doll. Inside, though, he was bored, counting down the seconds until his escape:

The honey trap: mission accomplished.

After completing the mission, Luo Cha left behind a perfect fake-death scene. He had just returned to his safehouse when a longsword silently pressed against his throat.

Dai Ci emerged slowly from the shadows. The gentle eyes that were usually filled with affection now held nothing but fury.

Luo Cha tried to run in a panic, but the man seized him by the back of the neck and pinned him in a corner, rubbing his thumb over Luo Cha's crimson lips. "Still trying to run?"

Luo Cha instinctively put on a sweet smile. "Darling, aren't you most fond of my body? Could you really bring yourself to execute me as a heretic?"

With a click, shackles closed around his wrists, locking his hands above his head.

"No."

Dai Ci bit down hard on his earlobe, nearly crushing his slender waist in his grip.

"So from now on, you'll serve a life sentence in my private prison."

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