I Heard the Ghosts Are Going Around Saying I'm Unscientific

Chen Suizhu took part in the beta test of a horror game billed as “No Survivors.”

In this game, titled Ghost Observer, players take on the role of ghost observers, using scientific instruments to detect ghosts, then weaken and capture them through scientific means.

As the only player to successfully clear the game, Chen Suizhu brought it into the real world.

At the time, the ghosts that lorded over their territories and seemed invincible had no idea what terrible news awaited them.

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“Here's what happened: I'm a thousand-year-old ghost king. In this age of spiritual decline, I'm the strongest being in the world. To guard against some ridiculously overpowered genius among those noob exorcists, I even refined my heart and bones, so not even the strongest exorcist could do anything to me. I'm gonna rule the world!”

“...I understand all that, but how did you end up in this mineral water bottle?”

“…”

The mineral water bottle fell silent for a moment, then burst into tears.

“...Damn it! How was I supposed to know that a thermometer would reveal my true form, a particle counter would figure out my age, and then that damn woman would throw a ball at me and I'd be done for?! This isn't scientific!”

Chen Suizhu: I used a thermometer to measure you, a radio to detect you, and a Pokeball (crossed out) to capture you. Totally scientific. Nothing wrong with that.

Don't ask me what I captured. I'm just asking if this is scientific or not!

Theme: Stand on your own feet, grow stronger, and keep going