The Wronged Heartthrob Has Something to Say [Western Crossover]

Here's the situation: Suppose one day you discover that the world you live in is just a virtual game, and your best buddy enters it too in order to save you. To get into the game, he has no choice but to play a female character... What's your first reaction? "Hahahahahahaha!!!" *laughs like a pig Haiman: Hahaha, funny, right? Haiman: I'm the unlucky sap who played a female character to save his best buddy. * Everyone knows Helena is a top-tier player. Today she's going on a date with Gotham's richest man, tomorrow she's vacationing with a genius inventor from Manhattan. She cheats openly and brazenly, with outrageous audacity. Yet every ex she's dumped remains devoted to her, steadfast and lovesick, willing to give up everything for her. Haiman: ... Haiman: Fine, fine. So that's how you're playing it? Warnings: 1. A classic rise-to-power story, with an overpowered male lead. 2. There is cross-dressing, and while he's in his female disguise, someone will have a one-sided crush on him. 3. A whole crowd of tough-as-nails straight men who, on closer inspection, are all bastards. Every last one of them! Theme: A journey to rediscover one's true self.