[A seemingly foolish but actually shrewd slacker dragon x a black-hearted lotus gradually tamed into a devoted husband]
Hua Ran transmigrated into a male-lead-centric revenge novel called I Blew Up My Sect with an Evil Dragon.
In the book, the male lead, Jiang Yubai, is sacrificed to an evil dragon by his sect. Just as he's about to become its meal, he uses his charms to trick the dragon into falling for him, then rides it back to destroy the entire sect.
By an unlikely coincidence, Hua Ran is that very dragon, and the story has reached the part where she's setting up a pot to boil the male lead.
Evil dragons are immensely strong. They eat people without batting an eye. They frighten children into tears and make everyone tremble at their name... None of that has anything to do with Hua Ran.
She felt him up from head to toe, but even sweating buckets, she couldn't manage to lift him into the pot.
Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore and said, “Um... why don't you get in yourself? Remember to put the lid on.”
The gloomy young man raised his bewitching eyes, stepped into the water, and began to undo his clothes.
Hua Ran: ...You can boil him with his clothes on, actually.
How could anyone not love a male lead who has no regard for proper masculine conduct? (Not really.)
Later, Hua Ran, the one who had been “tricked into giving up her body and heart,” disguised herself as a junior sister and followed Jiang Yubai as he infiltrated the sect.
#The evil dragon was given high hopes by the male lead, who dragged her along to blow up the sect#
#But I'm just a lazy fish QAQ...#
Jiang Yubai had heard that an evil dragon's infernal flames could destroy heaven and earth, so he schemed at every turn to lure one into helping him get revenge.
But the one he lured back seemed a little off.
All she did every day was eat and sleep, and she was extremely fond of pink.
She claimed that he was all she could think about, yet she spent all day fooling around with the senior and junior disciples, paying him no attention at all.
The senior brother spent the day discussing poetry and philosophy with her.
The second senior brother asked her to stroll from East Street to the western market the next day.
The junior brother presented her with a homemade Eight-Diagram formation the day after that.
He was like a resentful husband shut away in the cold palace. If he wanted to privately plot something important with her, he had to take a number and wait in line for love.
Still, Hua Ran would occasionally remember to make him promises, such as:
“Jiang Yubai, save me a roast goose from Tianxiang Pavilion. I've lost weight from sword practice lately. Once I put the weight back on, I'll definitely help you blow up the sect.”
“Jiang Yubai, I didn't sleep well last night. I need some fine velvet, or I won't be able to spit out infernal flames.”
“Jiang Yubai, I'm tired from walking. Carry me.”
“Jiang Yubai...”
One night, Jiang Yubai tucked the covers around Hua Ran, then stole a kiss on her forehead. A satisfied smile suddenly froze on his face:
Wait, what was the reason he'd brought her back in the first place?
Evil Dragon Forum
A spy in an immortal sect: “Guys, I forgot how to use infernal flames. Please advise, urgent, online now. I'm running out of excuses.”
Screenshot saved on November 6, 2022.
Theme: To be determined.
