A Guide to Raising Uchiha Cubs

[Mainly Naruto, with Digimon and Gintama's Shirogane] I, Uchiha Shiyin, am a born winner surrounded by geniuses. My older brother is Shisui the Body Flicker, a genius of Konoha. His best friend is a pride of the clan who graduated from the Ninja Academy at seven. That friend's little brother started learning hand seals at three, determined to outdo every kid his age. And the most impressive thing I did at three was get into a fight with a yellow fox. Then I grabbed it by the throat and shouted at my brother, full of swagger: "Oniichan, we're having this for dinner tonight!" Shisui: "..." × I'm Shisui. Yes, Konoha's Shisui the Body Flicker. There's a three-year-old little girl in my family. My sister inherited neither the clan's genius genes nor the family's precocious, composed temperament. So this three-year-old human child has enough energy to drive even a dog crazy. But my sister does have qualities worth praising. For example, no one in Konoha can match her talent for summoning. She summoned a yellow fox who became her housekeeper, so we never have to worry about food or drink again. And then there's a ball. We raised it, and it turned into a fire-breathing dragon that spits flames wherever you point. And so, after all my efforts, I finally raised my sister... But what's with that tomato from next door swinging a hoe at my house every day? Hey! My sister isn't that easy to poach! X 1. A self-indulgent story, mostly everyday life, with Sasuke as the pairing. 2. The protagonist is a little kid in the early chapters. The focus is on family and friendship. The clan massacre will happen, and characters will die. The Naruto world is idealized. 3. Updates whenever inspiration strikes, just writing this to unwind~ Theme: A tribute to youth.