After Being Reborn, I Took the National Treasures Variety Show by Storm

As an orphan of a police officer, Si Rui has been worked like a pack animal under her stepmother's claws, and now she's even being forced to marry a fool? But one day, she is reborn two years in the past and, along the way, binds herself to the National Treasure System.

System: Work with me, and you'll learn the full story of five thousand years of history. You'll even be able to talk to cultural relics.

Si Rui: Whoa! I'm destined for wealth and success, and my fate is in my hands, not my stepmother's!!!

So she sends her stepmother straight to prison, then carries the System off in the middle of the night to sign up for the variety show My National Treasures Can Talk. Hey, this is right up her alley, isn't it?

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At the competition, Si Rui insists that the royal seal on display is a fake.

Expert: If this thing is fake, I'll eat it! Get this clueless girl out of here!

But Si Rui doesn't even flinch. "The real one sank with a ship long ago. The coordinates are..." As it turns out, a Ming Dynasty shipwreck is later salvaged at that very spot!

Expert: ??? Can she see through walls?

At the customs detention center, Si Rui's friend is arrested for smuggling cultural relics out of the country.

An old craftsman identifies the item he was carrying as an antique. The technique used to make it was lost long ago, and it simply can't be reproduced today.

Si Rui just scoffs. "Is this really that hard?" She sets up a stall right there and recreates an identical "artifact" in front of everyone.

Old craftsman: !!! Please, master, teach me!

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Later, Si Rui's outrageous stunts win over every person who once looked down on her. A crowd of people are constantly kneeling at her door.

Netizens: God Rui is mighty!! I'd go crazy for my wife, I'd go mad for my wife, I'd smash into a wall for my wife!

Production team: Teacher Si, this show can't go on without you! We'll pay you more, more!

Si Rui raises an eyebrow: There are too many knees in front of me. If you want to pay your respects, take a number~

In the queue, everyone is surprised to discover that one of the people kneeling beside them seems to be the eldest son of Duan, the richest man in the country.

Duan Jibai: I'm not like the rest of you. This is a family matter.

The crowd slams the table in outrage: Extra, extra! The richest man's eldest son is trying to marry above his station by pursuing God Rui!!!

--Preview: Making a Fortune from Scrap Paper in Hong Kong [The 1980s]

[Gorgeous, badass tycooness vs. handsome bodyguard with incredible fighting skills]

After transmigrating into a book, office worker Li Xiao finds herself in The 1980s as a female worker at a steel mill in the north. She's a doomed supporting character who has a crush on the male lead, is jealous of the heroine, and causes trouble whenever she gets the chance...

Wait, what? Li Xiao kicks the script aside. Pah! Men are trash. Even dogs wouldn't want them!

With "The spring breeze of reform blows across the land" playing in her head, she quits without hesitation and heads south to make money!

The old hands at the factory all lament: So impulsive. This girl has thrown away her future!

But Li Xiao spots an opportunity in the mainland's paper shortage and makes her fortune collecting scrap paper.

The old hands at the factory scoff again: So what? She's just collecting trash. It's not like she can become the richest person in the country!

Later, her paper mill expands and goes public, and Li Xiao rockets to the top of the Forbes list!

"Well... she's still self-employed. That's not as stable as a government job!"

Then the wave of layoffs hits the steel mill, and all the workers panic!

Li Xiao makes a phone call: "Li Paper Industries is willing to hire every laid-off worker."

Laid-off workers: Boss Li!! We admit we were a little too loud when we badmouthed you before...

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When Li Xiao first arrives in Hong Kong, she makes her first fortune reselling scrap paper. But she doesn't expect the place to be ruled by powerful local forces. Her factory is trashed, and her own life is threatened...

With no other choice, Li Xiao hires a handsome young man as her personal bodyguard. But as they spend more time together, why is everyone saying she's about to marry into one of the most powerful families?

Li Xiao helplessly sets the record straight: "I don't know anyone from a rich family. Besides, they wouldn't be interested in me."

The reporter nervously glances behind her. "Young Master Chen, you came in person?"

Li Xiao: ??? What young master??

Behind her, Chen Jiasheng wears a crisp black suit. He leans down and whispers beside her ear, "I am interested, Sister Li."

Li Xiao: "...Interested in my ass. You hid this from me and you were planning something all along?"

Chen Jiasheng drops the act. "Sorry, A Xiao. I simply wanted to take our revolutionary friendship to a higher level..."

Li Xiao's eyes light up. She seriously counts the zeros in her bank account. "What kind of level did you mean?"

Chen Jiasheng: ??? That's not how this is supposed to go!

#Extra! It's so hard being a rich woman with a bodyguard who's easy on the eyes and has been plotting to win me over all along. Who gets it?!#

--Preview 2, please add it to your collection! --

The Unlucky Villain Decides to Take Down the Heroine's System

After transmigrating into a book, Wen Xi becomes the unlucky villain foil who can't even drink a glass of cold water without choking on it.

The heroine of the book has the [Steal System], which lets her forcibly swap out other people's traits. Her main target for stealing is none other than Wen Xi!

As a doomed supporting character, Wen Xi loses her looks and everything else, gets kicked out of her wealthy family in a rainstorm, and eventually gets struck by lightning and dies!

Wen Xi: Damn, how can I put this? I'm more wronged than Dou E!

She tears up the script and binds herself to the [Counterattack System] on the spot. It lets her hack into the other System's backend and alter its data!

Wen Xi: Nice try. You think you're the only one with a System? Hand it over!

At a thank-you banquet hosted by a wealthy family, the elite gather.

The novel's heroine gracefully taps on her System: "Force Wen Xi's beauty to be replaced."

In a corner, Wen Xi is wolfing down 38 ice creams: "Order received! Forcibly replace Wen Xi's... explosive diarrhea package!!"

Later, when the guests talk about what happened, every single one of them covers their nose...

Wen Xi says: A nightmare from the start? Not a chance. I'm the one with the advantage every time!

But she has one troublesome problem:

To activate the System, she first has to sneak into the dreams of the company's tyrannical CEO Lu and take a look around.

...Wait, what? Everyone knows CEO Lu has a sleep disorder. How can he dream if he doesn't sleep?

But the good news is, she's discovered that whenever the tyrant's emotions are stirred up, he is guaranteed to dream that night!

Wen Xi: *^O^* Isn't offending the boss what employees are for? So she goes all in:

The CEO opens the car door, she jumps in. The CEO reaches for a dish, she spins the table.

She plasters the CEO's entire office wall with posters of the Ultraman family.

She snips holes in the CEO's six-figure suits and sews on glowing plastic Peppa Pig lights...

Hehe, when it comes to making people so mad they could die, I'm a professional~

As the heir to a conglomerate, Lu Shishen wears a gloomy expression every day, and he's pretty intimidating.

The people below him respect and fear him, keeping their distance, except...

That little intern whose name ends with Xi, who clings to him every single day.

Lu Shishen swears to the Father and Mother of Ultraman on the wall that he absolutely, definitely will never fall for this woman!

Then that lively figure leaps into his sight, and Lu Shishen surrenders at once.

Forget it. I'll wait until tomorrow to stop liking her.

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