[Goofy Little Mountain God vs. Violent Old Demon Venerable] At six in the morning, scrambling for follows, QAQ
Ye Minglang was once a heaven-blessed dragon. After his clan was wiped out, he was forced into the Demon-Prison Tower. After a thousand years of slaughter, he became an unspeakable terror that made all three realms tremble.
He was both beautiful and powerful. If that undercover agent hadn't betrayed him and let the enemy into his home, he wouldn't have had such a miserable fate!
The little mountain god Wen Li had weak magic and was so frail she couldn't even look after herself, so Ye Minglang pulled out a protective scale and gave it to her for self-defense.
She seemed delighted and said sweetly, "My lord, I love you more than anyone, in heaven or on earth!"
Then she turned around, plunged a celestial sword into his heart, even cut off his dragon horns, and happily went to collect her reward.
Until his dying breath, Ye Minglang couldn't understand why she had been so heartless!
Reborn with confusion and a desire for revenge, he...
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The Demon King emerged from the tower, bringing misery to all living beings in the three realms. People were terrified, and someone warned Wen Li to watch out for the mysterious man who had appeared behind her.
Wen Li smiled as she looked him over. "He's just a shy, delicate little snake demon, weak as hell and nothing to fear!"
The violent demon with murderous intent clinging to him secretly hid his dragon claws. "That's just how us snake demons are. Squeak!"
An order came down from above: find the demon's hideout before chaos engulfed the world, and, ideally, kill him with a single sword strike!
Who knew Wen Li would just give up: snakes and dragons are pretty much the same, so why not kill a snake demon and call it a day?
The dragon wearing snake skin: ...
What the hell do you mean, pretty much the same?!
Later, following Ye Minglang's instructions, Wen Li put on a red robe, absorbed a big gulp of a snake demon's spiritual energy, and sashayed straight into the demon realm.
But the moment the demon gates opened, thousands of demons dropped to their knees like terracotta warriors and shouted, "We welcome the Demon Venerable!"
Wen Li: ...
So I'm supposed to kill myself?
Theme: Live well
