Crossover: The Plot Measurer

Question: Where is the author? Answer: The author turned into a dove and flew away!

From the moment I started reading, I vowed in my heart that I would become an empathetic reader. Because the author stopped updating, I suddenly realized that for some authors you have to force them, so I followed up for the second time. I know I have to do this But that damn author started to stop updating the article the day after it was published. It's not enough to stop updating for one day, and it won't be updated the next day. The ones she always used Should I believe it? Of course not! I told her that if she wanted me to stay, she had to update immediately So she updated it by 300 words "She stopped updating" "She procrastinates" "She came up with countless excuses for being lazy!" She is hopelessly naive, so she must pay the price I secretly kidnapped her and let her live in that dark attic I could have given up the article, but I was too kind. "Little angel, you are so tolerant." I knew I had to do this. After all, that lazy author will do anything to delay so you lock them up Only they are allowed to code There is an author in every channel "Procrastination is a habit!" "Lazy cancer!" "You can also coax people! It was she who made you become like this! Cut off their internet and let them log in! Now they will listen to you obediently. Maybe you think this is cruel, but some people would call this tough love! Let me ask you, is it wrong to want to make authors better? Oh, no, they are cute when they first start writing, but after they learn to stop writing... They will ruin everything! I never wanted to follow the author I only pursue the beauty of the article Endless interruptions and procrastination are killing me But one day I met a lovely author She reminded me of my enthusiasm when I first started reading articles, so I secretly saved her columns. But someone taught her bad things and made her learn to cheat So I "borrowed" her, locked her up, and hid her in a tower! There is no way, oh! I sacrificed my time to supervise her in order for her to become better. I know authors nowadays are lazy. But that's so disgusting that it would be easier and more fun to manipulate them A little collection, a little comment, and of course you have to subscribe to Chapter V to remind them that without you, their articles will be ignored and they can only blame themselves! You would do the same thing if you were cheated by the author I rule my bookshelf with a heavy hand, but I have bigger plans in mind But this author is blocking my way She's lazy and unbelievable and procrastinates beyond belief. She wants to schedule her own updates, she fantasizes all day long! I asked her to update 100,000 yuan a day and pick up all her favorite fishing activities. But a break broke the peaceful life Stop updating? I can only watch helplessly? Waiting for her to take away my updates? Absolutely impossible! She has decided her fate, she must be locked up in a small dark room! Do you know what she said about what she did? One hundred words a day, Kavin stays away from me Don't be fooled by their innocent smiles Let their dove dreams come to naught This is what we call love, the toughest love! ——Luffa is not as crisp as cucumber

Will I still see Chapter 2 in my lifetime?

Knife, reversal, author, you really know how to play it Just a random question, when will it be updated?