He transmigrates into a feel-good cultivation novel, only to find himself in a cannon-fodder role: a frail young master who can't cultivate, is doomed to die young, and is being hunted by his enemies.
To save himself, he pretends to be the useless junior disciple of his sect. His half-baked medical skills save the aloof, stunning senior brother, who leaves a clone behind to protect him as repayment.
Gazing at the man rushing toward him, eyes smoldering and face alluring, he cries, “Aren't you a cultivator of the Heartless Dao?!”
Later, the elders lament, “We're an upright sect. For the sake of our reputation, we can't let you suffer a loss. With the Heavens as our witness, you two must marry.”
“...”
“That's only his clone!”
The elders: “Even a clone has to take responsibility.”
And so the senior brother becomes a full-time househusband, an invincible bodyguard, and a devoted simp.
When the senior brother emerges from seclusion, ready to reclaim his clone and ascend, he is shocked to discover that his reputation as a devoted husband has spread throughout the cultivation world, and that he is about to give birth to a child with his junior brother.
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The senior brother cultivates the Heartless Dao. He is taciturn, with a heart like ice, the coldest man under the heavens. A true immortal who has transcended all emotion, an unattainable beauty on a lofty peak. He has reached a state of desirelessness, the closest one can come to the Heavenly Dao. Even without ascending, he is the sect's future heir.
The junior brother cultivates the Way of Medicine. He's a frail young master, humorous and a little improper, yet possesses a noble air and a beauty unmatched under heaven. He is truly the cultivation world's number-one sickly beauty.
People sigh, “If not for his poor aptitude, then with those otherworldly looks and his irresistible charm, his reputation would rival his senior brother's.”
Later, a tiny child calls them Daddy and Papa in a soft, sweet voice, sending the entire cultivation world into an uproar. “That child looks exactly like the two of them combined! So... which one gave birth?”
The Sword Sovereign of the Heartless Dao: “I did.”
Note: The original body gives birth.
Blurb screenshot dated September 6, 2023
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