Ex-Husband, Save Me!

Xie Wuyang is the pampered little junior brother of the most notorious evil cultivation sect in the world.

He disguises himself as a healer, changes his appearance, and goes down the mountain to travel. Along the way, he befriends a handsome male cultivator, and the two travel together, enjoying the scenery and being extremely affectionate.

When their feelings are running high, the male cultivator asks him, "No matter what kind of person I am, will you still like me?"

Xie Wuyang clings to the back of the man's neck, mumbling for a kiss. "Mm-hmm! Even if you're a monkey, a big yellow dog, or a stool, I'll still want you."

The next day, he finds out the man's courtesy name is Su Wei.

Immortal Venerable Su Wei is a notorious god of slaughter in the cultivation world. He especially loves killing evil cultivators, and his sect is his sworn enemy.

Xie Wuyang: "..."

He sends Su Wei down the mountain to buy pastries, then leaves him a two-word note: "Deadly errand."

As soon as he finishes writing, he strolls off.

Enemies, back off!

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The unorthodox path is ultimately difficult to survive on. Xie Wuyang's sect falls into ruin: his master is dead, and his senior brothers have fled.

His martial uncle patiently advises him: "You saved Immortal Venerable Su Wei's life when you were a child, and now you've lost your cultivation. I'll use that favor to make him marry you and guide you onto the right path. It wouldn't be a bad way out."

If not for what happened during his travels, it really would be a decent way out.

Xie Wuyang draws his sword and stands tall, righteous and resolute. "My master gave me life, and the sect raised me. I should live and die with the sect!"

Then he sees a vast army bearing down on them.

Without a second thought, Xie Wuyang runs back and throws his arms around Su Wei, his eyes brimming with tears. "Husband, I've abandoned evil and turned over a new leaf. I beg you to spare my life for the sake of the bond we formed when I saved you all those years ago."

As long as the green hills remain, there will be no shortage of firewood.

Besides, Su Wei doesn't know he's the little healer from back then. He'll lie low and wait for the chance to rebuild the sect!

"The bond we formed back then..." Su Wei grabs him by the back of his collar, his gaze dark. After a long pause, he says, "All right."

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