The Yuanque is a long-tailed small tit
On the first day after entering the world, the stupid little tit received advice from two cat bosses.
Black Cat Boss: If you want to build a good relationship with humans quickly, you have to share some of your secrets (light up a cigarette)
White cat boss: If you want a human to be devoted to you, you have to make him/her feel that he/she is the only one for you.
Yuanque: I seem to understand...
The chubby little tit bravely steps into the human world.
Bo Xun is the only son of the Bo family. He is talented, young and handsome, and everything goes smoothly.
The only change was that his domineering father suddenly brought home the scheming little dumpling who wanted to register as his biological son three years after his mother passed away.
There are rumors of illegitimate child scandal
The academician's grandfather, the celebrity cousin, the mysterious department cousin... All were very angry at Bo Xun's father's move.
My cousin broke the stage microphone, and my cousin smashed the agarwood table.
Bo Xun had a sinister look on his face. On the first day that the scheming little dumpling came home, Bo Xun gave him a warning.
But that little dumpling seemed to be unable to read the eyes at all. He was clinging to the back of his butt like a gummy candy, which was annoying.
Bo Xun sneered: If you follow me again...
Before he finished speaking, the pretty little dumpling in front of him suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and a layer of clothes fell in front of him...
Bo Xun:?
Wait, what is that white thing on the ground?
Bo Xun held this chubby long-tailed tit and fell into deep thought for the first time.
Yuan Que repeated his old tricks and cried pitifully, "Que Que... Only my brother knows Que Que's secret. Brother, please don't tell anyone else... Que Que is afraid..."
Master Bo's heart, which had always been cold and ruthless, suddenly softened into a puddle of spring water.
Bo Xun's heart softened when he thought that he was the only brother in the world who knew Yuanque's secret.
Yuanque gradually got lost in the sweetness, and followed the example of the two big cats and embarked on the path of no return of "staying in the bed with my brother in the morning and sleeping in my sister's room at night"
One day, a group of chubby white fluffy chickadees suddenly fell from the sky.
Bo Xun's heart stopped for a beat and he rushed over in a hurry, but he bumped into someone.
He looked up: Grandpa? Cousin? Cousin? Dad? ... And someone who wants to kidnap Queque? (The Bo family gnashed their teeth. Jpg)
Bo Xun:? Did he tell you?
Others:? ? ? ? Did he tell you too? ?
Information exchange, everyone sneers
It turns out that the stupid little tit said the same thing to everyone: Only you know the secret of the tit.
Not only that, but there are six snacks and six cakes, evenly distributed from Monday to Saturday, and randomly on Sundays.
Cousin:? It turns out that the sparrow ran away from my quilt in the morning to go to your place for breakfast?
Cousin: So the reason why Queque didn't finish the cake I made yesterday was because you fed him.
Bo Xun: ... Haha.
A good one that catches both rain and dew.
Later
Cousin: "Oh, I was the first person to tell Queque's secret."
Cousin: "It's me." (Clenched fist)
Bo Xun: "It's me." (Sneer)
The sparrow that was eating small nuts (suddenly alert)
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Reading guide:
1. The copywriting is family-oriented and appears in the middle of the attack.
2. Apart from being a little cunning in using "secrets" to deceive people, the little tits are pretty stupid! He's a little fool
3. The prototype of the northern long-tailed tit is super cute!
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Recommended pre-collection: "It's a vase, but it's immortal [Unlimited Streaming]"
Copywriting: There is a new person in the infinite flow level. He looks like a flower and his personality is that of a dodder flower.
Everyone looked at the delicate and beautiful young man and felt a little sorry for his appearance.
Sure enough, the next second a machete flew over and cut off the young man's beautiful head.
However, when everyone was about to turn around and leave, the young man's body suddenly picked up his head and connected it again. Facing everyone's horrified expressions, the young man remained delicate and frail, trembling with fear.
As the gang leader, Xie You is ruthless and always pursuing maximizing profits. He took a fancy to the immortal boy. Fortunately, the immortal boy was also extremely dependent on him as a boss.
Once someone in the team can take unlimited death quotas, clearing the level will become simple. This is what Xie You thought and did. Fortunately, the other party was so obedient that he would die however he wanted.
But suddenly one day, Xie You didn't want him to die.
But the young man still walked into the burning sedan chair and smiled at him: Thank you, boss. I remembered that as long as I die enough times, I can finally go home.
Reading guide:
1. Be ruthless in the early stage of attack
2. In the early stage, he was stupid because of confusion and amnesia. He was a beautiful cannon fodder who could be seen by others in the next second.
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Recommended by gay friends: "The Almighty Secretary Decides to Resign" by Xie Houli. The taste of dog blood is very authentic!
Copywriting: Shen Kangshi is decisive and invincible in the market.
And all of this is inseparable from Guan Ting, the all-powerful secretary beside him.
On call 24 hours a day, we can negotiate contracts externally and warm beds internally.
In addition to warming the bed, he also helped place a group of stand-ins and provided Shen Kangshi with the perfect assist in his pursuit of Bai Yueguang.
Others asked Guan Ting, did Shen Kangshi save your life in his previous life and you did this to him?
Guan Ting smiled and said calmly: It was the Shen family who saved me.
Shen Kangshi thought that Guan Ting would be grateful to him for the rest of his life and would always be an all-purpose secretary by his side.
Unexpectedly, on the day of her engagement to Bai Yueguang, Guan Ting handed in her resignation report with a smile.
"Mr. Shen, I wish you a happy marriage."
Guan Ting's kindness has been repaid.
Tips:
1. Scumbag attack and base attack, ancient flavor, no change of attack, he
2. Gong will not marry Bai Yueguang
3. There are cases of childbirth and miscarriage
Purpose: Caring for small animals.
Reader comments
Help. After seeing the comment section, I clicked on the table of contents to see what the author had done. The result was so shallow that it was chilling.
"Ding dong." Guangdong. Ding dong. ..."Catch a big bug for the author~
Don't say it's Zhilong's male protagonist again. I'm really tired of it. Click on Jinjiang. This category is full of gd. Is there any aesthetic fatigue?
When I saw Arthur in the copy, I almost thought he had eyebrows QW
Help. After seeing the comment section, I clicked on the table of contents to see what the author had done. The result was so shallow that it was chilling.
"Ding dong." Guangdong. Ding dong. ..."Catch a big bug for the author~
Don't say it's Zhilong's male protagonist again. I'm really tired of it. Click on Jinjiang. This category is full of gd. Is there any aesthetic fatigue?
When I saw Arthur in the copy, I almost thought he had eyebrows QW
Owner, are you updating every year? Qwq