Bai Jiyan is the best time traveler of the year selected by the ZGG system.
The vicious slag attack system is becoming more and more oppressive
Bai Jiyan quits
The protagonist Shou's suitor and Bai Jiyan's nemesis comes to the door with a cold expression: Bai, let Aqiu go. Otherwise, this bidding meeting...
Talk a lot
Bai Jiyan loosened the soil on his succulent while saying expressionlessly: "Oh."
Rival:? ? ? Do you look down on me? ?
Bai Jiyan no longer wants to do this kind of inhumane and high-intensity work, being a scumbag to the protagonist day and night, and finding time to be a domineering CEO.
After a series of bad operations by President Bai, Bai was successfully put into bankruptcy.
The system will not let him go back to life
After carrying the succulent nest into a shabby rental house, Bai Jiyan finally decided to go out and find a job.
The former president of the Bai Group is now a car washer, working nine to five, with a two-hour break at noon. If he is asked to work an extra minute, he will start to fail.
With his face looking for customers, the boss kept him here full of resentment.
One day, a limited edition luxury car slid into the car wash shop, and Bai Jiyan was walking back with the turned off water pipe.
The car door opened, and the arrogant-looking rival and the complicated-looking protagonist Shou stepped out of the car.
"You," his rival pointed at him domineeringly, "come here and wash the car."
Bai Jiyan turned around, glanced at them indifferently, raised his hand and looked at his watch, "Five-four-three-two-"
The arch-rival was suddenly nervous, looking left and right, with a wary look on his face: What are you counting?
Bai Jiyan threw down the water pipe and said, "Get off work."
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Attack is a mortal enemy
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Sha Diao Nian's attack VS the bad one always suffers
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*Pre-collection 1 "Shh, only you know this secret [Group Favorite]"
Copywriting:
The Yuanque is a long-tailed small tit
On the first day after entering the world, the stupid little tit received advice from two cat bosses.
Black Cat Boss: If you want to build a good relationship with humans quickly, you have to share some of your secrets (light up a cigarette)
White cat boss: If you want a human to be devoted to you, you have to make him/her feel that he/she is the only one for you.
Yuanque: I seem to understand...
The chubby little tit bravely steps into the human world.
Bo Xun is the only son of the Bo family. He is talented, young and handsome, and everything goes smoothly.
The only change was that his domineering father suddenly brought home the scheming little dumpling who wanted to register as his biological son three years after his mother passed away.
There are rumors of illegitimate child scandal
The scientist's grandfather, the grandmother who heads the household, the celebrity cousin, the mysterious department cousin... All were indignant at Bo Xun's father's move.
My cousin broke the stage microphone, and my cousin smashed the agarwood table.
Bo Xun had a sinister look on his face. On the first day when the tyrannical father took the scheming little dumpling home, Bo Xun gave him a warning.
But that little dumpling seemed to be unable to read the eyes at all. He was clinging to the back of his butt like a gummy candy, which was annoying.
Bo Xun sneered: If you follow me again...
Before he finished speaking, the pretty little dumpling in front of him suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and a layer of clothes fell in front of him...
Bo Xun:?
Wait, what is that white thing on the ground?
Bo Xun held this chubby long-tailed tit and fell into deep thought for the first time.
Yuan Que repeated his old tricks and cried pitifully, "Que Que... Only my brother knows Que Que's secret. Brother, please don't tell anyone else... Que Que is afraid..."
Master Bo's heart, which had always been cold and ruthless, suddenly softened into a puddle of spring water.
Bo Xun's heart softened when he thought that he was the only brother in the world who knew Yuanque's secret.
Yuanque gradually got lost in the sweetness, and followed the example of the two big cats and embarked on the path of no return of "staying in the bed with my brother in the morning and sleeping in my sister's room at night"
One day, a group of chubby white fluffy chickadees suddenly fell from the sky.
Bo Xun's heart stopped for a beat and he rushed over in a hurry, but he bumped into someone.
I looked up: Grandma? Grandpa? Cousin? Cousin? ……Dad?
Bo Xun:? Did he tell you?
Others:? ? ? ? Did he tell you too? ?
Information exchange, everyone sneers
It turns out that the stupid little tit said the same thing to everyone: Only you know the secret of the tit.
Not only that, but there are six snacks and six cakes, evenly distributed from Monday to Saturday, and randomly on Sundays.
Cousin:? It turns out that the sparrow ran away from my quilt in the morning to go to your place for breakfast?
Cousin: So the reason why Queque didn't finish the cake I made yesterday was because you fed him.
Bo Xun: ... Haha.
A good one that catches both rain and dew.
Later
Cousin: "Oh, I was the first person to tell Queque's secret."
Cousin: "It's me." (Clenched fist)
Bo Xun: "It's me." (Sneer)
The sparrow that was eating small nuts (suddenly alert)
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Reading guide:
1. The copywriting is written in a family-oriented way, and the attack is directed by someone else.
2. Apart from being a little cunning in using "secrets" to deceive people, the little tits are pretty stupid! He's a little fool
3. The long-tailed tit prototype is super cute!
*Pre-receipt of 2 "Bah!" This dog is the boss of the interstellar overlord"
Copywriting: The next second Chen Xiaopu entered the interstellar novel, he found that he had turned into a dog QAQ
It's still the most common kind, with short fur... A little yellow pastoral dog.
Just as he was trying to digest the bad news, he saw the future interstellar overlord covered in bruises and bruises.
Tsk, twenty years later, your man who will make the whole world fear you is now just a dying little pitiful man.
Worse than him.
Chen Xiaopeng became excited. Their starting points were almost the same!
Who says a little yellow dog can't dominate the interstellar world!
Chen Xiaopu decided to take the future interstellar overlord as his younger brother.
As for his eldest brother's responsibility, naturally he is to protect his younger brother, feed his younger brother, and raise his younger brother to the age of becoming an interstellar overlord.
Stealing leftovers, grabbing blankets, and when necessary, enduring humiliation and rolling around to act cute
Bite someone's leg, break someone's head
The little yellow dog looked back with a carefree look: Little boy, let's see if I'm not crazy about you.
Many years later, a hacker unlocked the locked space of Star Overlord and found that there were 100 G little yellow dog emoticons stored in it.
Small theater:
Reporter: Are you his...
A certain dog: This dog is the boss of the interstellar overlord!
Someone:…
Reporter: He is yours...
A certain dog: The interstellar overlord is my little brother!
Someone:…
Someone lowered his head silently and polished the thing in his hand.
A dog is curious: What is it?
Someone made a subtle smile: round, smooth, and can be put around the neck...
A certain dog is on level 10 alert!
After a high fever, Chen Xiaopu returned to his human form in a coma.
When you wake up, look into someone's gloomy eyes
A certain dog: uneasy. Jpg
=Reading Guide=
1. Become a human in the later stage of education
2. Late stage means very late stage QAQ
*Conclusion of the text "Becoming a fluffy animal in the arms of the enemy"
Copywriting: Jiang Xin has suddenly become the most wanted criminal in the entire galaxy. He can be seen escaping in every corner of the empire where communications are developed.
Under the siege and interception of the marshal's relatives' troops, the wanted criminal suddenly transformed... Into a soft and fluffy cat with black claws and a white belly... A black-footed cat? ? ?
Jiang Xin was dumbfounded
Half an hour later, the kitten was taken back to the base as a pet
Jiang Xin, who was shivering, was treated with gentle fur; Jiang Xin, who was turning his belly, was spanked wildly; with a flick of his tail, someone immediately brought the top-quality fish.
Jiang Xin suddenly felt... This was not bad.
Faced with the admiration and admiration of all the humans in the base, Jiang Xin quickly adapted to his new identity as a cat.
Skillfully coquettish and tickle people.
The base's legendary cold-faced and youngest marshal in the empire actually smiled at this overly clingy black-clawed kitten.
Jiang Xin can move freely in the base using the body of a kitten
Looking at the wanted notice that was still being issued inside the base with a large photo of himself printed on it, he waved his paw and wrote a few big words in the corner of the base where there was no surveillance: Jiang Xin is here for a visit!
The base was in chaos the next day, and even the always cold and arrogant Imperial Marshal frowned.
Jiang Xin was so proud that he gradually became bolder and bolder
Until one day, a certain cat's vest fell off.
Facing a group of humans who were trying to beat up a wanted criminal, especially the look in the eyes of that person who wanted to kill the cat
Jiang Xin silently retreated, retreated, and retreated again...
"That... That... It's all a misunderstanding! It's definitely a misunderstanding!"
Seeing that they were about to be "settled", all of humanity's ancient orc bloodlines suddenly awakened.
The world is in chaos
The cold and arrogant Imperial Marshal turned into a weak little wolf cub
Poor, weak and helpless
The winding road turned, Jiang Xin's grin was higher than the sky, and his black claws patted the black wolf cub's head.
"Don't be afraid, Zai Zai, brother will protect you."
Cyril:…
Intention: Combining work and rest.
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The scumbag attack is bad, why are you also bad? Is this appropriate?
It's a new year, I hope you just forgot your login password
I received the notice of termination, I don't allow it, I don't allow it, you can't be stuck here [crying] [crying]
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