Innocent

A big chaos, mythical beasts, demons and spirits died, were injured, slept, slept, and dormant. The last crow spirit in the world came down the mountain happily The geese pluck their feathers, and the crows pluck their scales. The little crow likes to collect all the shiny things in the world Three years later, the injured and sleeping mythical beasts woke up one after another. The first thing they did when they woke up was to catch the thief. All kinds of mythical beasts and spirits gathered in the little crow's nest, and the color of the world changed. The blazing unicorn slapped the ground with one palm: "Take out my big toe claws!" The colorful phoenix shook its bare tail hair and burned with anger. The Yinglong twins were frozen for thousands of miles in one breath: "Thieves who stole the Dragon Ball!" The little black crow shivered and trembled, trying to hide a lot of shiny treasures with its little black wings. "Crow Crow didn't steal, Crow Crow didn't know anything! Crow Crow is innocent!" The gods and beasts were so angry that the sky and the earth became dark, and the sun and the moon lost all light. Suddenly, a black shadow covered the sky and the sun. The last black dragon in the world roared and landed among the mythical beasts, its dark eyes burning with rage. When he landed, he transformed into an extremely handsome man. "My reverse scale..." ! ! ! The gods and beasts were shocked and looked at the black dragon with the eyes of a deceased dragon. The little crow looked at the black dragon even more shocked. This crow really didn't take it, so why did he touch the porcelain? Crow Crow is really innocent this time! In an atmosphere where he didn't dare to breathe, Black Dragon finally finished his words, "... I almost got pulled out by you." The disappointed eyes of the divine beasts: ... Please don't gasp when you speak. The little crow shrank down in disbelief. Who... Who called those scales so shiny? I really want to move back to my little nest. =The surly and overbearing ancient mythical beast Black Dragon Attack VS the mythical beast's ass hair is pecked to the point of the mean little crow= (A little note: "The geese have plucked their feathers, and the crows have plucked their scales" is an illogical adaptation of a sentence written casually when writing the copy. After seeing some comments about this sentence, I realized that it was not placed here very rigorously and might mislead some unclear readers. However, after thinking for a long time, I didn't think of another catchy sentence to replace this sentence, so I deleted it and it was empty. So I will keep it for the time being. I also explain that the two sentences before and after have no meaningful connection except that they are easy to say.) ———————————————————— [The column "My mortal enemy became an admiral" has been completed] ———————————————————— Recommended column series: "The First Scumbag Begins to Lose (Through the Book)" Copywriting: Bai Jiyan is the best time traveler of the year selected by the Slag Gong system. He plays the role of Scum Gong conscientiously in various small worlds. Those who are capable work hard, and the vicious scum attack system is getting more and more exploitative. When Bai Jiyan worked overtime during vacation for the hundredth time in a row, he quit. Scum? Just mess around. The protagonist Shou has just been captured by his men, with a pair of black eyes stubborn and forbearing, with tears in his eyes Bai Jiyan sat lazily on the sofa with his legs crossed, eating snacks, and asked his men: How did you really capture this person? Don't you have any sympathy? Men:? ? ? The protagonist was thrown on the bed, with a look of humiliation and perseverance. Bai Jiyan pulled off his tie, approached the bed, then threw the tie on the bed and tied it himself. The protagonist is:? ? Bai Jiyan: If you don't know, just search online. The protagonist is:? ? ? ? ? The protagonist Shou's suitor and Bai Jiyan's nemesis comes to the door with a cold expression: Bai, let Aqiu go. Otherwise, this bidding meeting... Talk a lot Bai Jiyan loosened the soil on his succulent while saying expressionlessly: "Oh." Rival:? ? ? Look down on me? ? Bai Jiyan no longer wants to do this kind of inhumane and high-intensity work, being a scumbag to the protagonist day and night, and finding time to be a domineering CEO. After a series of bad operations by President Bai, Bai was successfully put into bankruptcy. (Expletive) The system will not let him go back. After carrying the succulent nest into a shabby rental house, Bai Jiyan finally decided to go out and find a job. The former president of the Bai Group is now a car washer, working nine to five, with a two-hour break at noon. If he is asked to work an extra minute, he will start to fail. With his face looking for customers, the boss kept him here full of resentment. One day, a limited edition luxury car slid into the car wash shop, and Bai Jiyan was walking back with the turned off water pipe. The car door opened, and the arrogant-looking rival and the complicated-looking protagonist Shou stepped out of the car. "You," his rival pointed at him domineeringly, "come here and wash the car." Bai Jiyan turned around, glanced at them indifferently, raised his hand and looked at his watch, "Five-four-three-two-" The arch-rival was suddenly nervous, looking left and right, with a wary look on his face: What are you counting? Bai Jiyan threw down the water pipe and said, "Get off work." ———————— Attack is a mortal enemy Sha Diao Nian's attack VS the bad one always suffers ———————— Recommended column pre-collection article: "The whole star is looking for Fluffy" Copywriter: Jiang Xin suddenly became the most wanted criminal in the entire galaxy. In every corner of the empire where communications are developed, there is a figure of Jiang Xin fleeing in embarrassment. Under the pursuit and interception of the marshal's relatives' troops, the wanted criminal who was unable to fly suddenly transformed... Into a fluffy, soft and fierce-sounding... Ocelot? ? ? Jiang Xin was dumbfounded Half an hour later, the ocelot was taken back to the base as a pet Jiang Xin, who was shivering, was treated with tenderness and smoothness; Jiang Xin, who was turning his belly, was spanked wildly; with a flick of his tail, someone immediately brought the top-quality fish. Jiang Xin suddenly felt... This is not bad. Faced with the admiration and admiration of all the humans in the base, Jiang Xin quickly adapted to his new identity as a cat. And skillfully act coquettishly and tickle people. The base's legendary cold-faced and youngest marshal in the empire actually smiled at this overly clingy kitten. Jiang Xin can move freely in the base using the body of a kitten. Looking at the wanted notice that was still being issued inside the base with a big picture of him printed on it, he waved his claws and painted a few big words in the corner of the base where there was no surveillance: Jiang Xin is here for a visit! The base was in chaos the next day, and even the always cold and arrogant Imperial Marshal frowned. Jiang Xin was so proud that he gradually became bolder and bolder Until one day, a certain cat's vest fell off. Facing the eyes of a group of humans who have passed by wanted criminals Jiang Xin silently retreated, then retreated... "That... That... It's all a misunderstanding! It's definitely a misunderstanding!" The marshal narrowed his eyes, "Is it a misunderstanding to break into my bathroom?" Mission: Love animals and protect rare animals.