The Penguin I Bought on Pinduoduo Has Arrived

Updated daily. Thank you all for your support! Please add my upcoming novel, After Trolling the World, I Became the Mecha Buddha, to your collection. Here is the blurb: Before transmigrating, Banxia bought a penguin from an online shop on Duoduo. According to the seller, after she placed the order, the penguin would walk to her home by itself. But even after Banxia transmigrated to the interstellar era, the penguin that was supposedly going to walk over on its own still hadn't arrived. Just as Banxia threw herself into the fierce Beast Taming Wars after transmigrating and forgot all about this stupid incident, the penguin suddenly appeared before everyone's eyes, walking through a flurry of snow to her side. It froze the taunting enemy and his beast companion solid. Banxia: "!!!" The audience: "!!!" That evening, after receiving a message from the seller asking for a positive review, Banxia stared at the familiar yet incongruous Duoduo shop from her previous life on her wrist-computer, lost in thought. "I can leave a good review. I'll buy a panda too, one that walks here on its own!" A few breaths later, Banxia solemnly typed out the words. The Duoduo shop owner was stunned. "??? Has she gotten addicted to being a sucker?" Banxia: You're the sucker! [The penguin purchased in this story is a virtual product, not a real wild animal. The jokes are just for fun, so please don't actually buy one. It's said that some unscrupulous sellers use this as a way to collect customers' personal information. Beware of scams.] Upcoming novel, After Trolling the World, I Became the Mecha Buddha: Shi Nan, an environmentalist, died in a mudslide and transmigrated to the future. What she hadn't expected was that in this high-tech future, people were even more superstitious than they had been in feudal times. For merit, people released all kinds of strange creatures without a thought for the ecosystem. For prayer beads, they cut down rare ancient trees that had stood for thousands of years. For faith, they spat on the street without a second thought... Shi Nan endured the discomfort and somehow made it to adulthood in this environment. In the end, though, her parents insisted that she choose a faith, so she chose to self-destruct. Faith, huh? Furious, Shi Nan let loose and created a website in a fit of rage, declaring: Tap a mechanical wooden fish, release electronic koi, worship the Mecha Buddha, and enjoy digital immortality! Shi Nan had only meant to get back at society. She never expected the website to become wildly popular soon after launch. This actually works? Shi Nan couldn't understand it, but for the sake of environmental protection, she still devoted herself to running the site, lest these people get bored and go ruin the environment again. With Shi Nan's diligent management, the site grew more and more popular. Then, one day, she received a visitor who claimed to be a messenger from the Celestial Court. The visitor descended from the sky in a spectacularly unscientific fashion. As soon as they entered, they greeted Shi Nan with extraordinary enthusiasm: "The Mecha Buddha, right? You won first place in the latest popularity poll of the gods. The Celestial Court is summoning you to collect your award." Shi Nan: ??? Theme: Don't give up in the face of adversity. A new dawn will always come.