The Card-Making Sister and Her Useless Brother

Three updates a day. Thank you all for your support! Please add my upcoming novels to your reading lists: The Penguin I Bought on Some Shopping Site Has Arrived and After Trolling Society, I Became the Mecha Buddha. Their blurbs are at the end. Here is the blurb for this novel: Immortals in celestial robes, giants splitting heaven and earth with their axes... Shen Er has been able to see things other people can't since she was little. With her parents' encouragement, Shen Er draws them on cards. One day, her parents suddenly tell Shen Er that they're sending her to live with her older brother so she can develop her card-making skills. Her brother? Shen Er tilts her head. She's known since she was little that she has an older brother. According to her parents, he stays up late every night eating junk food, then wanders around the living room in the middle of the night, rummaging through cupboards. He's hopeless at looking after himself and even refuses to go outside to throw away the trash. Shen Er, who loves going out to throw away trash with robots, can't understand this creature called her brother. Thinking about having to live with someone like him, Shen Er drops the cookie in her hand in fright. Shen Er clenches her fist. She absolutely refuses to share a space with her slovenly brother, who won't even take out the trash! Shen Yi: Has nobody considered how I feel? The Penguin I Bought on Some Shopping Site Has Arrived: Before transmigrating, Banxia bought a penguin from a store on an online shopping site. According to the seller, once she placed the order, the penguin would walk to her house by itself. Yet even after Banxia transmigrated to the interstellar era, the penguin that was supposedly walking to her house still hadn't arrived. Just as Banxia threw herself into the grand beast-taming competition after transmigrating and forgot all about this ridiculous purchase, the penguin suddenly appeared before everyone's eyes, bringing a flurry of snow with it. It walked right up to her and froze the taunting enemy and his beast companion solid. Banxia: "!!!" The audience: "!!!" That evening, after receiving a message from the seller asking for a good review, Banxia stared at the familiar yet out-of-place online shop from her past life on her wrist communicator and fell into deep thought. "I can leave a good review. I'll buy a panda next, one that walks to my house by itself!" A few breaths later, Banxia typed the words with utmost seriousness. The online shop owner was stunned. "??? Is she addicted to being a sucker?" Banxia: You're the sucker! After Trolling Society, I Became the Mecha Buddha: Shi Nan, an environmentalist, dies in a landslide and transmigrates to the future. What she never expected was that in this high-tech future, people would be even more superstitious than they were in feudal times. For merit, people release all sorts of creatures without giving a thought to the ecosystem. For prayer beads, they chop down rare ancient trees that have grown for thousands of years. For faith, people spit on the street whenever they please... Shi Nan grits her teeth and manages to grow up in this environment. But in the end, when her parents insist that she choose a faith, she chooses to blow herself up instead. Faith, huh? Furious, Shi Nan lets loose and creates a website, declaring: "Play a mechanical wooden fish, release electronic koi, worship the Mecha Buddha, and enjoy digital immortality!" Shi Nan only meant to get back at society. She never expected her website to become wildly popular not long after it launched. That works? Shi Nan can't make sense of it, but for the sake of the environment, she still diligently runs her website, so these people won't go out and wreck the environment when they have nothing better to do. Thanks to Shi Nan's hard work, the website grows more and more popular. At last, one day, she receives a visitor who claims to be a messenger from the Celestial Court. The visitor descends from the sky in a thoroughly unscientific manner and greets Shi Nan with an especially warm smile as soon as he comes in: "The Mecha Buddha, right? You won first place in the gods' latest popularity poll. The Celestial Court has notified you to come and collect your prize." Shi Nan: "???" Message: Family love is priceless. Let's improve together.