Even Robots Have Their Springtime

[I'll come back to this one after finishing the other book. Bowing!]

Zhuang Lian knew that twenty-three was the age to go out and make something of yourself.

But after he transmigrated and found himself lying in a garbage dump, with a robot like a god of slaughter standing in front of him and praising his looks, he still couldn't help asking:

What the hell is this place? Is this still China?

And whenever Zhuang Lian thought this world couldn't get any more shocking, something even more soul-crushing would happen.

He had mutated.

Zhuang Lian: "..."

Good news: Still alive.

Bad news: Wish I were dead.

Unfortunately, he couldn't die.

Because the robot next door kept watching him like a hawk and occasionally lamenting, "Yan Zi, how can I go on without you, Yan Zi?"

Zhuang Lian: :)

My hands are itching. I want to blow something up.

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Alpha is a hardworking robot who arrives and leaves on time. He is also the robot who loves scavenging the most on the Garbage Star.

One day, he found a beautiful human.

The human sneered and accused him of kidnapping. Alpha refused to admit it, insisting that this was a gift from nature.

Human: "Bullshit."

The human was short-tempered. At best, he told Alpha to get lost. At worst, he bounced around wildly like a little dog he'd once encountered, wreaking havoc everywhere.

Until one day, the human confessed, "I love you."

Alpha immediately started blaring: "Beep, beep, beep..."

The human asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

Alpha fell silent.

Alpha said, "Warning, System overload."

Warning, System overload. The robot entered hibernation on the spot and initiated a super upgrade, officially launching the romance module.

The human was so nervous he let out a piercing shriek: "You idiot! What are you doing?"

This is a battlefield!

#Even World War Can't Stop Us From Falling in Love#

(Just kidding.)

[Bonus Scene]

One day, the human was in a foul mood and told Alpha again, "Get lost."

Alpha stood still for three seconds, then scooped him up by the armpits and set him on the bed made of a metal frame.

Then his mechanical knees bent as he pressed in close, nearly invading the corner of the bed...

The human pressed his lips together.

He watched as Alpha's cold, merciless red eyes changed in a second, and the recorder in his chest began playing a song: "You are my rose, you are my flower..."

He was very confident, puffing out his chest even more.

Human: "?"

You'd better bring that busted recorder you picked up when you go to court!

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1. Lots of original worldbuilding; a sci-fi mash-up with an alien species setting

2. Neither protagonist has a perfect character, and the love interest will never have a human body

3. A very, very happy ending

3. Updates at midnight

Theme: No matter how hard life gets, keep striving to live