
Everyone Hates It, but Counterattacks with Nonsense Literature
万人嫌,但凭废话文学逆袭
by Chi Qin (炽钦)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 242k Words
- Chapters
- 64
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Fake cynicism, real iron-blooded career criticism x fake career criticism, real love brain attack The really poisonous tongue and the master of nonsense literature was attacked by the fake and indifferent person, who was really smoldering, white and black. "I have been reborn. In this life, I have decided to be a good person and not be a scapegoat on the Internet anymore." Because he entered the industry too early, Ye Yunqing, a young and talented young man with an energetic and upright personality, should have easily climbed to the position of actor. But he didn't work hard and struggled for many years to get to this position. When he ascended to the throne of Best Actor, he couldn't help but imagine that if his life could be reopened, he would be an old fox who only needed acting skills, character and acting skills. Who would have thought that before the best actor trophy in his arms was warmed, his eyes darkened and he was forced to delete his account and reopen it. After waking up, he found that he had become a bad actor and was a famous 18th-tier actor with a lot of scandals flying around. After discovering that apart from a good family background, the original owner's only advantage was that he had a perfect husband, he felt like he was about to leave his body. The young master of the Shen family, Shen Jilin. After forbearing for a long time for the long-term cooperation between the two families, Mr. Shen finally couldn't stand the original owner's behavior and took the initiative to file for divorce. Ye Yunqing, the iron-blooded career critic: Is there such a good thing? As soon as he walked in, he signed his name on the document without hesitation. At the same time, an electronic sound suddenly appeared in his mind: [The nonsense literature system has been bound! Please host complete the task within the specified time and return to the best actor seat! Forced to be bound to the system, Ye Yunqing decided to change his past and be a better person - he used to be outspoken and outspoken, but now he is the best yin and yang and bullshit master in the industry. When a reporter asked him how he felt after the divorce, he started with zero frame: Divorce is indeed a serious topic. Of course, everyone knows that Mr. Shen and I divorced not long ago, and everyone must know how we feel about it, right? I must be as excited as everyone else... Sad, so that's why, right... Reporters full of expectations & netizens ready to vent:? You just said you were happy, right? No, just say something! Facing the dinner invitation from her ex-husband Shen Jilin, Ye Yunqing, who was focused on work, decided to show off her unique skills: Mr. Shen, when it comes to dinner, it is very particular. You see, a tolerant like you must have a deep understanding of it, right? Let's watch this while we eat, it... Shen Jilin has long been immune to the poison of nonsense literature for a long time. When he saw the familiar face of the other party, he put on his sunglasses, pursed his lips, and said expressionlessly: Shut up, get in the car, and eat. Ye Yunqing: Okay. Well-behaved ... Ye Yunqing feels that after restarting his life, his career path has indeed become much smoother - but there are still stumbling blocks, and they are not small. For example, his ex-husband. He thought that since his mental state was so far ahead, the other party would definitely stay away from him. But who knew that this man would not follow the routine and start pursuing him instead. Ye Yunqing, who was 100% successful in his career, was so frightened that he stepped back and shouted: Don't come over! ! ! But Shen Jilin, who had been defeated repeatedly, did not give up. After repeatedly performing wonderful scenes with each other, where he ran away and chased her, but he couldn't fly, he finally embraced the beauty. The night the two confirmed their relationship was the day Ye Yunqing returned to his position as the best actor. At the award ceremony, this person looked serious: "I'll make a story short but it's a long story. You all know that when I was a child, I felt that when I closed my eyes, there was nothing but darkness in front of me. But now I understand, hey, it turns out that as soon as I open my eyes, there is light in front of me..." Shim Ji-rin, who wanted to show off his wife with great pride & the audience, who were full of expectations and hoped that this person would be serious on this occasion:... Huh? *No abuse throughout, a lighthearted and funny article *The system rewards are basically not very unbelievable, and sometimes there are very abstract rewards. Because Shou's own strength is already very unbelievable, so give him some fun (x *This article is purely abstract and funny, just watch it for fun *The writing is not good, and there must be bugs in the plot. Please be patient orz *23.01.10 ——— Advance payment for the next book "The Salted Fish Taoist Really Doesn't Want to Be a Top Ranker" A calm and talkative man is attacked by a domineering and vindictive x True·Professional Taoist priests accept x True·Never believe in evil attacks Shen Yuchen is a Taoist priest and a thirty-second-tier kid. When he was young, he would go back to his old job when he had nothing to do. When he was tired, he would play a bit player to change his mood. His life was very uncomfortable - until one day he was speechless and said something to someone. After finishing his acting job that day, he was squatting on the side of the road waiting for someone. He accidentally raised his eyes and saw that the person in front of him was darkened, so he couldn't help but say something more: "Brother, I see you are darkened. You may have misfortune today." He touched his trouser pocket and took out a coin, saying that he could resolve it with this. But the man in front of him frowned when he saw this, took a step back to distance himself from him, and spoke with sarcasm: "You're pretty good at telling lies with your eyes open, but unfortunately I won't be fooled. You'd better go ahead and lie to others." Shen Yuchen: ... In my life, this is the first time that someone has questioned my business ability. Shrugging indifferently, he took back the coin and made way for the man, watching the man leave... The legs of his trousers were bitten by a stray dog. Shen Yuchen: Ha. At this time, he did not know that the person he was laughing at was none other than the boss of his new company, Ji Chengzhou, whom he had never met before; nor did he know that he was hated by others and was forced to participate in a live variety show with him. The show invited big names from all walks of life. When the show was about to start, he was forced into the show, and he was bound to be scolded. ... Especially when faced with the question "Compared to several other people, what do you think your strengths are?" Shen Yuchen pondered for two seconds before seriously giving the three words "special skills". Audience: A big boss in mathematics is sitting next to you. How shameless are you? Shen Yuchen, who was scolded so badly, didn't care about it and devoted himself to protecting the safety of his boss: Shen Yuchen: Boss, take this copper coin for self-defense. Ji Chengzhou: No, I don't believe it. Audience: Haha, licking a dog will lead to a bad death. As a result, Ji Chengzhou, who did not believe in evil, turned his head and bumped against the glass that was wiped too clean, making people mistakenly think that there was no door. Shen Yuchen: Boss, let me calculate it. It will rain heavily when you go out today, so bring an umbrella. Ji Chengzhou took a look at the weather forecast: If you don't believe it, don't bring it. Audience: Hehe, how can it rain heavily when the sun is so bright outside? Liar! As a result, Ji Chengzhou was hit by a sudden heavy rain as soon as he went out. Audience & Ji Chengzhou:... Things like this continued to happen, and Shen Yuchen became unexpectedly popular because of it. While he was enjoying both career and love success, he was surprised to find that at some point, the audience who used to scold him became more and more taciturn, and even considered turning fans into fans. Audience: This man is very capable, and he really talks about things [tears] Shen Yuchen, who became famous inexplicably:... Huh? Confused *Sha Glyph Text + Cool Text *1v1, he *22.07.06 Purpose: People must be brave enough to innovate and break through themselves
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