The copywriting of "Salted Fish Taoist Really Doesn't Want to Be a Top-notch" has been collected in advance. Please collect the column qwq
This book has participated in seedling cultivation before, so there will be many check-in comments ovo
——Copywriting of this article——
The gentle scum, the possessive and powerful senior brother x the Buddhist type, the smooth and nervous big boy
/The fox fairy who is on the road to blackening every day x The salted fish who is on the road to fishing every day
Shen Qing is a humble social animal. One day, after she wore her pigtails due to overwork, she wore it to go to work and read some fairy tales. Not only did she wear it, she became a despised cannon fodder with a short life expectancy.
It wasn't enough that he was a loser at the beginning. Emotionally, he had been a licker all his life, but in the end his elder brother took away the inner elixir to save his beloved.
Seeing this, Shen Qing couldn't help but be furious: How outrageous! Give me, the protagonist of a cool novel, the appearance configuration, how can I not have golden fingers to serve me!
Then... Then a system appeared, saying that he had a golden finger called Uchimaki, and told him that if he wanted to avoid disaster, he should make full use of it.
Seeing this, Shen Qing became completely excited: You can survive by dragging people in. Isn't this simple? As long as I concentrate on my career, senior brother can't catch up with me!
Take an exam? Roll! Have a meal? Roll! Practice? Can also be rolled!
He quickly counterattacked from being a loser to a new star in the sect, and helped turn things around in the fairy world in a short period of time. Shen Qing's name as "Salted Fish Lord" became more and more famous in the fairy world.
He has always been obsessed with getting involved in others, but he didn't know when he provoked his senior brother. Moreover, the other party wants to kill the new junior brother!
Shen Qing looked horrified: "Senior brother, please wake up! How can you bear it, my little junior brother is so cute!"
Hearing this, Gu Rong's eyes became even more cruel: "You think he is cute? Then he should be killed."
*Gong has the blood of a white fox, the kind with ears and tail (hehe
*The sand sculpture is happy and free, and the golden fingers are full
*1v1, he (but there will be a Shura field)
*A newbie is on the road, there are a lot of bugs, please send me a light message please qwq
*No secondary cp, attack is not equal to the original attack, double clean
——The following is received in advance——
A calm and talkative man is attacked by a domineering and vindictive x
True·Professional Taoist priests accept x True·Never believe in evil attacks
Shen Yuchen is a Taoist priest and a thirty-second-tier kid.
When he was young, he would go back to his old job when he had nothing to do. When he was tired, he would play a bit player to change his mood. His life was very uncomfortable - until one day he was speechless and said something to someone.
After finishing his acting job that day, he was squatting on the side of the road waiting for someone. He accidentally raised his eyes and saw that the person in front of him was darkened, so he couldn't help but say something more: "Brother, I see you are darkened. You may have misfortune today."
He touched his trouser pocket and took out a coin, saying that he could resolve it with this. But the man in front of him frowned when he saw this, took a step back to distance himself from him, and spoke with sarcasm:
"You're pretty good at telling lies with your eyes open, but unfortunately I won't be fooled. You'd better go ahead and lie to others."
Shen Yuchen: ... In my life, this is the first time that someone has questioned my business ability.
Shrugging indifferently, he took back the coin and turned sideways to make way for the man. As he watched the man leave, his trousers were bitten by a dog that jumped out.
Shen Yuchen: Ha.
At this time, he didn't know that the person he was laughing at was none other than the boss of his new company, Ji Chengzhou, whom he had never met before. Nor did he know that he would be hated by others and forced to participate in a live variety show with him.
The show invited big names from all walks of life. When the show was about to start, he was forced into the show, and he was bound to be scolded.
Especially when faced with the question "Compared to several other people, what do you think your strengths are?" Shen Yuchen pondered for two seconds and carefully gave the three words "special skills".
Audience: A big boss in mathematics is sitting next to you. How shameless are you?
Shen Yuchen, who was scolded so badly, ignored it and concentrated on protecting his boss's safety:
Shen Yuchen: Boss, please take this copper coin. It's really useful.
Ji Chengzhou: No, I don't believe it.
Audience: Haha, licking a dog will lead to a bad death.
As a result, Ji Chengzhou, who did not believe in evil, turned his head and bumped against the glass that was wiped too clean, making people mistakenly think that there was no door.
Shen Yuchen: Boss, let me calculate it. It will rain heavily when you go out today, so bring an umbrella.
Ji Chengzhou took a look at the weather forecast: If you don't believe it, don't bring it.
Audience: Oh, with such a bright sun, how can it possibly rain heavily just as soon as it's said to happen?
As a result, Ji Chengzhou was hit by a sudden heavy rain as soon as he went out.
Things like this continue to happen, and Shen Yuchen unexpectedly became popular because of it. And I don't know when, the audience who scolded him vigorously at first became more and more taciturn, and even thought of turning into fans.
Audience: This man is very capable, and he really talks about things [tears]
Shen Yuchen, who became famous inexplicably:... Huh? Confused
——Other pre-received articles——
"Everyone hates it, but counterattacks the system with nonsense literature"
"[E-Sports] Double Black" White Cut and Black Attack x Black Cut and White Suffer
"I'm addicted to drawing cards when I'm stuck in the Shura field"
Intention: Overcoming thorns and thorns, finding a way out of desperate situations.
Reader comments
If you don't raise shields or milk, you'll focus on hard kills.
If you don't raise shields or milk, you'll focus on hard kills.
Lan He's real name is Xu Boyuan