The copy of the pre-collection article "The Salted Fish Taoist Really Doesn't Want to Be a Top-notch" has bottomed out. Please qwq to collect the column.
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The Buddhist cannon fodder was attacked by the cold and dedicated master
/ Have no desires and no demands, stay contented x be on the verge of blackness, crazy jealous attack
Hua Yuliang slipped into a book about cultivating immortals and became the vicious male partner who was reviled by others.
He does all kinds of evil, and anyone who wins Master's attention, regardless of the same sex or opposite sex, cannot escape his vicious hands. In order to find out the Bai Yueguang in his master's heart, he tried all means to learn the identity of that person and take his life.
At the end of the book, he finally found the so-called Bai Yueguang, and after taking his life, he himself was wiped out because of his big mistake.
Hua Yuliang from time travel: People can't, at least they shouldn't.
In his previous life, he was used to being a salted fish, and in this life he decided to be a salted fish for the rest of his life. Hua Yuliang's personality changed drastically overnight. He changed his past, treated others with humility and courtesy, and never pestered his master again.
Even after the so-called White Moonlight in the book arrived, he still kept to himself and never offended or disturbed.
The days passed more and more leisurely, and just when Hua Yuliang was sighing at the beauty of life, his master Mu Huanyu, who was about to be forgotten by him, suddenly appeared and called him out.
His cold eyes showed no emotion, Mu Huanyu forced him into a corner: "Do you know who my Bai Yueguang is?"
Although he had given up his obsession and had no trouble with the enlarged and stern face, Hua Yuliang still couldn't help but asked, "Who is it?" Driven by the desire to gossip.
"You."
As he spoke, Mu Huanyu placed a gentle kiss on the tip of his ear.
"……"
Ah?
*Shadiao Xiang, 1v1, he
*Disliked by thousands of people in the early stage, and fascinated by thousands of people in the later stage
*Double clean, no deputy cp
Warm reminder from demining warriors:
1. There are bugs, Su Shuangtian has no brainer, don't pay too much attention to ovo
2. The system appears very rarely, almost equal to none
3. I'm very good, I'm very good, I'm very good, please scold me gently, please :(
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A calm and talkative man is attacked by a domineering and vindictive x
True·Professional Taoist priests accept x True·Never believe in evil attacks
Shen Yuchen is a Taoist priest and a thirty-second-tier kid.
When he was young, he would go back to his old job when he had nothing to do. When he was tired, he would play a bit player to change his mood. His life was very uncomfortable - until one day he was speechless and said something to someone.
After finishing his acting job that day, he was squatting on the side of the road waiting for someone. He accidentally raised his eyes and saw that the person in front of him was darkened, so he couldn't help but say something more: "Brother, I see you are darkened. You may have misfortune today."
He touched his trouser pocket and took out a coin, saying that he could resolve it with this. But the man in front of him frowned when he saw this, took a step back to distance himself from him, and spoke with sarcasm:
"You're pretty good at telling lies with your eyes open, but unfortunately I won't be fooled. You'd better go ahead and lie to others."
Shen Yuchen: ... In my life, this is the first time that someone has questioned my business ability.
Shrugging indifferently, he took back the coin and turned sideways to make way for the man. As he watched the man leave, his trousers were bitten by a dog that jumped out.
Shen Yuchen: Ha.
At this time, he didn't know that the person he was laughing at was none other than the boss of his new company, Ji Chengzhou, whom he had never met before. Nor did he know that he would be hated by others and forced to participate in a live variety show with him.
The show invited big names from all walks of life. When the show was about to start, he was forced into the show, and he was bound to be scolded.
Especially when faced with the question "Compared to several other people, what do you think your strengths are?" Shen Yuchen pondered for two seconds and carefully gave the three words "special skills".
Audience: A big boss in mathematics is sitting next to you. How shameless are you?
Shen Yuchen, who was scolded so badly, ignored it and concentrated on protecting his boss's safety:
Shen Yuchen: Boss, please take this copper coin. It's really useful.
Ji Chengzhou: No, I don't believe it.
Audience: Haha, licking a dog will lead to a bad death.
As a result, Ji Chengzhou, who did not believe in evil, turned his head and bumped against the glass that was wiped too clean, making people mistakenly think that there was no door.
Shen Yuchen: Boss, let me calculate it. It will rain heavily when you go out today, so bring an umbrella.
Ji Chengzhou took a look at the weather forecast: If you don't believe it, don't bring it.
Audience: Oh, with such a bright sun, how can it possibly rain heavily just as soon as it's said to happen?
As a result, Ji Chengzhou was hit by a sudden heavy rain as soon as he went out.
Things like this continue to happen, and Shen Yuchen unexpectedly became popular because of it. And I don't know when, the audience who scolded him vigorously at first became more and more taciturn, and even thought of turning into fans.
Audience: This man is very capable, and he really talks about things [tears]
Shen Yuchen, who became famous inexplicably:... Huh? Confused
*Sha Glyph Text + Cool Text
*1v1, he
*22.07.06
Intention: Don't underestimate yourself
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