Me, Yellow Square, No Secret Identity

Recently, a formidable character showed up in Sakura Country. He has blond hair, wears a strange smile all the time, and keeps a pink snail as a pet.

He can always pull endless money out of his pockets.

He has a terrifying artistic talent and is equally skilled at painting and sculpture.

He seems to have unusual ties to several secret organizations in Sakura Country. He can chat and laugh with members of both the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia, and he often easily foils villains' long-planned schemes. For example, he once drove right into a dangerous organization's secret base, and he once scared a legendary man in black to death using utterly terrifying methods.

No one knows his real name. They only know his cute, somewhat ridiculous nickname:

"Good morning! I'm SpongeBob. Would you like to be friends with me?" The blond-haired little boy beamed. "I'm a proud chef at the Krusty Krab, currently working part-time at the Whirlpool Cafe, and studying while I work at Ekoda Middle School."

"Secret identity? What secret identity? I don't wear one. I just like making friends!"

A certain detective/PM member/phantom thief/magical girl who wished to remain anonymous smiled. "That yellow square is so cheerful and friendly. We love being friends with him!"

Better for everyone to get hit than for one person to get hit alone. If I can't find someone else to take the fall by the end of today, I'll lose!

Coming Soon: Me, SpongeBob, Am Not a Superhero

Blurb:

Superman noticed that Metropolis had recently seen far fewer people needing help. Someone had even joined him in rescuing a cat stuck up in a tree.

Batman noticed that something was very wrong with Gotham lately. The city's villains had started making all kinds of bizarre blunders. The most ridiculous was the Joker, who had just escaped from Arkham but hadn't even had time to do anything before someone drove a boat into him and sent him to the ICU.

Iron Man noticed that New York had recently become hard to understand. Someone had actually managed to make a convincing copy of his Iron Man suit, and the suit could even play background music automatically while fighting Thanos.

The superheroes gathered for a round-table meeting and came to a conclusion:

Without a doubt, a mysterious and powerful new superhero has appeared, active all over the world.

SpongeBob, having the time of his life making friends (and crashing into people) all over the new world without even understanding what a superhero is: ?

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Theme: No matter what kind of circumstances we find ourselves in, we should love life, do our best to survive, and live each day happily.