[Complete and ready to binge! A sweet, feel-good family variety show story for just 4.8 yuan. Take home a tsundere cutie along with your adorable little kid!]
[Coming soon: Carrying My Ex's Uncle's Baby After Getting Dumped. Check my author page, and add it to your collection if you like it, mwah~]
Top-tier star Yu Sinian dies unexpectedly and transmigrates into a novel about a wealthy family's parenting variety show. He becomes the cannon-fodder fake young master, the foil to the protagonist, and is betrothed to the CEO Qin Chenshuo.
Qin Chenshuo is the head of the biggest entertainment group in the book. He's 185 centimeters tall, with broad shoulders and long legs, but he comes with a little terror of a kid in tow. His personality is just as odd as every other domineering CEO in romance novels.
Yu Sinian initially refuses the marriage, but then he sees the magnificent four-story mansion and the seemingly endless string of zeros on the black card.
Yu Sinian declares that money doesn't matter. He just happens to love this sort of rich, cool, ruthless man who doesn't waste words :)
As for not knowing how to raise a kid?
No worries. You can't let the kid suffer at your own expense!
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On the parenting show.
When it's time for the kids to eat, the other dads pull out all the stops, getting up at dawn and working late to prepare nutritious, lovingly made breakfasts. Yu Sinian casually heats up two sesame flatbreads for the little terror, then secretly orders barbecue and milk tea for himself, declaring:
"Kids are still growing, so they can't eat junk food. I'll bear the burden of all this junk food myself!"
When a kid cries, the other dads rush over to comfort and hold them. But when the little terror throws a tantrum, refuses to move, and cries up a storm, Yu Sinian plops down on the ground and cries even harder.
In the end, the little terror can't stand all the strange looks from everyone around him, so he stops crying, dusts off his pants, and awkwardly gets to his feet.
When a kid doesn't want to do an activity, the other dads patiently explain why it's important to follow the rules. Yu Sinian, on the other hand, gives up and even takes advantage of his own kid's popularity to start a livestream.
"Then don't do it. Come on, sweetheart, give these aunts, uncles, big brothers, and big sisters a little show. Oh, thanks for the donations, everyone! Hey, hey, don't go, kiddo! Earn a little more and Dad will buy you new clothes!"
Before the show ends, a reporter interviews Qin Zeye, who's brilliant at everything from music, chess, calligraphy, and painting to cooking and sports, and hugely popular. The reporter can't help remarking:
"You must be so talented because you have such a great dad!"
Qin Zeye:
"Yeah, thanks for being such a 'great' dad of mine ^-^"
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Qin Zeye has had only one parent, his father, since he was little. Qin Chenshuo is often busy with work and rarely looks after him, so other kids at kindergarten have made fun of him plenty of times.
He feels lonely, so he resorts to extreme behavior to get adults' attention. That's how he becomes the little terror everyone knows.
Qin Zeye originally thinks his new stepdad isn't a very good father. But when Yu Sinian stands up for him against the kindergarten principal and the parents of the kids who insulted him, he suddenly feels that a dad who can laugh and play with him is pretty great, too.
And maybe it's just his imagination, but ever since Yu Sinian arrived, his Dad Qin seems to come home more and more often, and smile more and more. Soon, just like the other kids, he'll have two dads who love each other!
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A cool and aloof CEO who's secretly a hopeless romantic and constantly talks himself into love VS a carefree, decisive, outgoing, fun-loving couch potato
Plus the chaotic parenting-show antics of a gloomy, awkward little brat~
The protagonist's motto is simple: when you're in a manic mood, fear nothing and bulldoze everyone equally, hahaha.
[Reading Guide:]
1. A silly, satisfying parenting variety-show story. The kid is a little terror at first, then (reluctantly) becomes good at everything, hahaha.
2. The kid is not the gong's biological child.
3. Same-sex marriage is legal. The family of three is always loving each other (and getting in each other's way)~
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[Coming soon: After Losing My Memory, I Mistook My Archrival for My Boyfriend. If you like it, please add it to your collection, mwah~]
After waking up from a car accident, Shen Xizhu, the campus heartthrob of A University, discovers that he's somehow gone from being an Alpha to an Omega. Worse, his glands are covered in bite marks. He searches his remaining memories and the scraps of notes in his memo app, but all he can recall is that he seems to have a "boyfriend."
Looking at Jiang Linchuan, the handsome, tall young man wiping his hands by the bed with a cold expression, Shen Xizhu hesitantly asks, "You... are my boyfriend, right?"
The young man pauses, then pulls a cold smile.
"Shen Xizhu, did the accident damage your brain, too?"
Faced with the doctor's diagnosis and their 99% pheromone match, Shen Xizhu is certain the other man is his boyfriend. His boyfriend is just a little bad-tempered. When his second heat arrives, he approaches him, fighting his embarrassment. "Can you... bite me again?"
But his "boyfriend" only grits his teeth, his gaze dark.
"Flirt with me again and you'll face the consequences."
As they spend more time together, Shen Xizhu gradually realizes his boyfriend is handsome, has a great physique, and is gentle and considerate, treating him well. Aside from occasionally being stubborn, sharp-tongued, and a little tsundere, he's perfect.
Until, on the eve of their wedding, Shen Xizhu discovers to his horror that this "wonderful boyfriend" used to be his archrival, and that he'd once pointed at him and called his pheromones rotten wood.
He tries to run, but Jiang Linchuan corners him against the wall.
"You got marked and now you want to run? Too late." Jiang Linchuan's canine tooth brushes over his trembling gland. "Run again, and I'll make sure all you can smell on yourself is rotten wood."
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Before his archrival's second gender presentation as an Omega, Jiang Linchuan hadn't even had a chance to say anything when Shen Xizhu's "boyfriend" left all his insults stuck in his throat.
When the doctor shows him the diagnosis and suggests they live together temporarily to stabilize Shen Xizhu's pheromones, Jiang Linchuan agrees without a second thought.
He gloats to himself that even the pride of heaven, Shen Xizhu, has finally got to ask him for help.
But he never expects that...
Shen Xizhu walks past him after a shower, damp hair draped over his shoulders, and says, "Your pheromones smell so nice."
When he gets sleepy watching TV, he tugs at Jiang Linchuan's sleeve and asks, "Can I lean on you for a bit?"
And in the middle of the night, when his heat pheromones start to leak, he calls him "Gege."
Jiang Linchuan grits his teeth and suppresses every impulse, telling himself it's all an illusion. Then, on the eve of their wedding, Shen Xizhu really does disappear.
In that moment, all the feelings Jiang Linchuan had carefully hidden are laid bare, and for the first time, he is truly afraid.
Only then does Jiang Linchuan realize he never approached Shen Xizhu just to win.
It was because those eyes held every bit of happiness he'd never been able to express as a boy.
"You say you lost your memory, but somehow I'm the only one you remember."
"Does that mean that even if you forget the whole world, you still... like me a little?"
#What do you do when your longtime archrival suddenly becomes your wife? Asking for a friend, it's urgent (not really)#
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A repressed, sharp-tongued, fussy, strong gong VS a pure, alluring beauty who seems cool and aloof but is actually a natural airhead
Childhood friends and archrivals turn into lovers. The recipient is a bit of a heartthrob.
Theme: Family can take many forms, and spending time together is the best gift you can give a child.
After My Scumbag Ex, I Got Pregnant by His Uncle
After Turning into an Omega, I Married My Archrival Before Falling in Love
Reborn as a Mermaid Omega, I’m Spoiled Rotten by the Obsessive Marshal
Saving the Villainous Archfiend [Book Transmigration]
I Win Over My Husband with Food [Livestream]
After the Substitute's Heart Dies, Her Ex-Husband's Regret Burns Like a Funeral Pyre
I was reborn, the night before I was pushed downstairs. In my last life, I was a well-known CEO of a listed company, but due to the jealousy and frame-up of villains, my reputation was ruined and my family and relatives were betrayed. Everything I worked hard for was used as a wedding dress for others! Fortunately, the sky has eyes and gives me a chance to start over again. This time I decided to take back everything that belongs to me—— Collect the advance version of "I'm a Straight Man, But a Heartthrob" and listen to my revenge plan! =3=
I always feel that the character design is not right. Since he is a child adopted by an orphanage who knows his own life experience, and the orphanage is so sensible, why does he act so violently at the beginning of the plot? Most children from such backgrounds will please others and even be very sensible, because they are always worried about being abandoned again, instead of getting what they want through acting out. Only children who know their parents will not abandon them will act out.
I feel like the writing skills are a little lacking, but the plot is quite good.
A very good article! It's been a long time since I clicked on Wazong's article. To be honest, I don't really like the label salted fish, but I still clicked in when I saw that the article was about protecting and educating Ono. Perhaps other children's comprehensive articles also contain education, but the copywriting does not show it. Recently, I feel like I don't want to read anything. This article made me read all the free chapters and I was really touched. I really like the interaction between Yu and Ono, Yu cares about Ono, and Ono also accepts Yu. Yu is not just a salty fish. I talk a lot and am incoherent. Next are some small opinions. I hope you can accept them. It's okay if you don't. Everyone has their own opinions. 1-I personally think it's better not to use the "ni" sound on Ono. After all, everyone is reading text, not animation or audio novels. It's better to be more formal in written language. I know you want to express that Ono's words are leaking, but I think it's really too young (just like the weird Kuaishou Douyin elementary school students who have to pretend to be cute). I'm not scolding Ono. 2- You can check for typos. I think there is a wrong name in one chapter. I will catch them later. Thank you very much for helping me regain the comfort of reading articles calmly. If I see this article on the list again in the future, I will definitely come and see you again.
"He eats his head," which is a big bug for the author~
It's good to read, but the number of chapters is a bit short.
Mr. Qin's liking is quite inexplicable. I don't even know when he started to like him, and I feel like they don't spend a lot of time together. [Shut up] [Shut up] [Shut up]
The wife wrote so well. I really hate the intrigue among baby dramas. I originally came to Yunzhuwa, not to watch the intrigues. I really like cute children. Let's just say that watching the intrigues in baby dramas is not as good as watching the palace fights between Zhen and Huan. Some baby dramas really make me uncomfortable watching them.
Yu: Still keeping a straight face, this good guy became both a father and a son in his young years (worm)
"Qin Chenshuo's happiness visible to the naked eye" gave the author a big bug~ 58.33% It should be my son's name