After Losing My Memory, I Mistook the Chief Eunuch for My Husband

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Coming soon: My Wife Is Twenty Thousand Years Old. Blurb at the end.

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[Male Lead: 800 Schemes vs. Female Lead: -200 Schemes]

Eunuch Huo holds power over the entire court, and those hoping to curry favor with him are as numerous as carp crossing a river.

One day, someone sends him a woman.

Huo Chen fumes: How dare they send a woman to a eunuch? Are they trying to humiliate me?

Before Huo Chen can decide what to do with her, she refuses to endure the disgrace and bangs her head, losing her memory.

Afterward, the moment she sees him, she calls out, "Husband!"

Shameless!

Dark-faced, Huo Chen immediately makes her a lowly servant, determined to teach her a harsh lesson.

After becoming a servant, A Xin acts completely without restraint, even climbing onto the roof and tearing it apart.

Furious, Huo Chen decides to punish her severely. "A Xin, I lied to you before. You and I really are husband and wife."

A Xin believes him again and obediently becomes his wife.

She even makes move after move on him, doing everything she can to seduce him!

Huo Chen remains cold-faced, cold-eyed, and cold-hearted, unmoved. "I'll just sit back and watch you flirt!"

Gradually, Huo Chen realizes that having a caring, attentive wife by his side is actually rather nice.

Later, however, A Xin regains her memories: she is neither Huo Chen's servant nor his wife.

Her ex-husband offered her to Huo Chen!

One is heartless, the other a compulsive liar!

Fine.

She won't let either of those scumbags get away with it!

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Coming soon: My Wife Is Twenty Thousand Years Old

[Upright Male Nurturer vs. Lolita Ancient Monster]

Shang Yunze saves an orphan girl named Taotao.

With all her family dead, nowhere to go, and a dazed, simple nature that leaves her utterly unable to defend herself, Taotao has no one else.

Shang Yunze decides to take her in.

But it seems Taotao doesn't need his protection.

He watches her grow from an innocent young girl into the demon world's overlord, a name that strikes fear throughout the Three Realms, with a lifespan as long as the heavens.

Meanwhile, he is merely a cultivator with no talent, unable to stand by her side.

When Shang Yunze lies gravely wounded and near death, Taotao comes to see him one last time.

Shang Yunze has one last wish. "I'm about to die. Can I know what you really are?"

Taotao frowns. "No. Mother said only my husband can know my true form. You're about to die, and I don't want to become a widow."

Shang Yunze smiles. "Then never mind."

Shang Yunze takes his final breath.

Before drinking Granny Meng's soup, he hears Taotao's voice:

"Husband, my true form is xx. Go reincarnate in peace. When I remarry, I'll burn some spirit money for you."

Ha, My Husband Turned into a Dog

Blurb:

The night before their divorce, Lan Ying's husband, Gu Ming, undergoes a complete change in personality.

He kicks Lan Ying's pet schnauzer, wolfs down three bags of dog food, and insists on sleeping in the doghouse... as if he were a dog.

That's not even the worst of it. What leaves Lan Ying speechless is that Gu Ming can't remember they're supposed to get divorced tomorrow.

Lan Ying insists on dragging Gu Ming to get the divorce, but he refuses. "A loyal dog never gets divorced."

Lan Ying: ...Damn it.

Gu Ming asks the schnauzer, "Why does she want to divorce me?"

The schnauzer trembles. "The old Gu Ming was a freeloader who gambled with online loans."

Gu Ming immediately starts livestreaming to make money and help with household expenses.

The schnauzer says, "He gave her the silent treatment all the time."

Gu Ming immediately plucks out his own fur and makes Lan Ying a dog-hair blanket.

But Lan Ying still wants a divorce.

Gu Ming looks hurt. "What don't you like about me? I'll change."

Lan Ying sneers. "I don't like that you're a person. Can you change that?"

Gu Ming: "Haha, perfect timing. I'm a dog."

Right in front of Lan Ying, Gu Ming turns into a dog. A real dog.

Theme: In time, a person's true nature will show. Kindness and goodness will never be forgotten.