I Go Viral Using Metaphysics on an Obscure Variety Show

[Updates at irregular intervals, read at your own risk] Xia Zhi was the most talented mystic in Lingyun Sect. She transmigrated into a book, into the body of a cannon-fodder supporting character who shared her name. The heroine, Qiao Xinya, was born with a constitution that made everyone adore her. Xia Zhi was there to make her shine. On a hit variety show, she constantly one-upped the heroine, then ended up disgraced and died of depression. After transmigrating into the book, Xia Zhi casually signed up for another slow-paced variety show that was on the verge of being canceled. Unexpectedly, the show wasn't just unpopular: every guest had terrible luck. Some were plagued by evil spirits, while others had troublemakers stirring things up at home. When an idol who had never gained popularity in years complained, his manager told him, “You were born unlucky. You're just not destined to become a big star.” Xia Zhi told him, “Your manager is bringing you bad luck.” The idol later changed managers and became a newly risen top-tier star, with endorsements and work offers pouring in. When a tenant who had been lovesick for years cried, “I love him. I can't live without him.” Xia Zhi said, “He'll hurt your finances.” That very day, the woman dumped the scumbag and started making money with a clear head. Netizens summed it up: When you don't succeed, people say your body is weak or your attitude is wrong. Xia Zhi will tell you: The timing is bad, your window is in the wrong place, and someone is jinxing you. Either way, you're doing fine. Haters mocked her: “You rely on a little inside information to spout nonsense and swindle people every day. If you're so capable, why not claim you're the patriarch of Baiyun Temple?” That very night, the head priest of Baiyun Temple, the most incense-filled temple in the country, the heir to the title of China's foremost medium, an internationally acclaimed film director with countless awards, a business tycoon worth hundreds of billions, and other bigwigs from every walk of life gathered before the media cameras, weeping as they said, “Our founding ancestor, we've finally found you.” Hater: “So I'm the clown after all.” A thousand years ago, Xia Zhi used herself as the core of a formation and set up the Ten Thousand Ghost Annihilation Array, saving her senior brothers and sisters from the sect during a massacre. A thousand years later, the heirs of those senior brothers and sisters she had saved at the cost of their lives had become leaders in every field. When the variety show A Happy Little Courtyard first aired, netizens and the media gave it a unanimous review: “A garbage show made up of has-beens, so unpopular it's reached the center of the earth.” Later, the show became a phenomenon, and the comments section was full of posts saying, “Share this Xia Zhi to bless me with ... getting my wish.” A genius mystic, despised by everyone (female lead) x the ruler of the underworld, who entered reincarnation for love (male lead) Notes: 1. The story contains many original world-building elements and is set in a fictional world. 2. Two updates every day. * Coming Soon: After Marrying the Film Emperor by Contract, I Can't Get a Divorce “I suspect my husband can't perform in bed.” Newly married Lin Xiaoxiao sat in a cafe with her best friend, discussing this painful subject. “We've been married for a month, and he hasn't touched me once.” That night, Lu Yuqian pinned her against the door and leaned close to her ear, gritting his teeth as he said, “I hear you've been telling everyone I'm impotent?” Only later did Lin Xiaoxiao learn that Lu Yuqian wasn't incapable. He was more than capable. At twenty-seven, Lin Xiaoxiao was considered an old maid by men. She had acted for ten years, and her most memorable role was as the lead's maid in a TV series. Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't escape her family's nagging about marriage. On the day of a blind date, a jerk insulted her. Furious, she grabbed the man beside her and yelled at the jerk, “You look like a goblin, and you still have the nerve to call me ugly? Anyone I randomly grab off the street would be better than you. Don't believe me? Take a look.” She turned to look at the man beside her, and instantly froze. “S-Senior Lu.” Lu Yuqian watched her with an amused smile. “I'm better than him?” Lin Xiaoxiao covered her face, wishing the ground would swallow her up. An hour later, Lin Xiaoxiao stood outside the civil affairs bureau, staring at her brand-new marriage certificate, still dazed. How had she been talked into getting married? Everyone said that Film Emperor Lu had “renounced love.” He'd had not a single dating rumor in ten years since his debut. Even his friends wondered if he planned to spend the rest of his life alone. Then he took a shortcut and got married. One day, Lin Xiaoxiao was reading a script when she heard someone nearby say, “Oh my god, breaking news! Film Emperor Lu is married! His secret spouse was photographed, and it's trending.” Lin Xiaoxiao was so startled that she dropped her script. Had paparazzi caught her secretly dating Lu Yuqian last night? She checked the news. The woman in the photo wasn't her. Lin Xiaoxiao had been following the gossip, only to realize she was now part of it. Film Emperor Lu posted on Weibo in the middle of the night: “It's true, I'm married. This is my wife, @Lin Xiaoxiao.” That night, the aloof Film Emperor Lu knelt on a keyboard and clung to the last shred of his dignity as he said, “Honey, I'm innocent.” Film Emperor Lu had loved someone in his heart for ten years, never letting her go. * Completed modern fantasy novel: I Went on a Parenting Variety Show After Transmigrating into a Stepmother Novel and Became Famous Completed danmei novel: My Idol's Secret Identity Has Been Exposed Again Completed danmei novel: The All-Round Film Emperor's Secret Identity Has Been Exposed Again Completed danmei novel: After My Whole Family Transmigrated into a Book and Became Big Shots, I Became Famous Theme: Live positively, think clearly, and awaken to the truth.