The Hilarious Side Character Transmigrates into a Book and Crashes and Burns Online Every Day

Su Yanfeng has lately felt that his archenemy is acting strangely. They used to hate the sight of each other, but now every time they meet, the other man says he likes him. Ruan Yan: "Yanfeng, I'm your fan. You're as handsome as a magazine cover, and every moment you appear is so captivating. Thanks to you, even today's sunset looks adorable." Just after hearing the other man shower him with praise, Su Yanfeng hears his inner thoughts: "Ignoring me? You're just a character in a book. If you weren't the protagonist, I wouldn't give a damn about you." Su Yanfeng: "..." A character in a book? Well, that's... sudden. Even more terrifying than suddenly being able to hear someone's thoughts is finding out you're just a character in a book. Ruan Yan transmigrates into a feel-good entertainment-industry novel as a cannon-fodder character who opposes the protagonist. From the moment he debuts, he repeatedly fights for resources, and his fans are constantly at war with the protagonist's. In the end, he's hated by the entire internet, forced to leave the industry, and found dead in a roadside ditch, his corpse in a miserable state. To survive, he decides to cling to the male lead. [A snarky bottom who acts all sweet to stay alive but curses internally x a domineering, rich second-generation heir whose worldview is shattered every day] Updates are usually at 21:00. If there's a delay or schedule change, I'll post a notice in the blurb. Content warnings: 1. A brainless, self-indulgent story. Read at your own risk. 2. The bottom isn't a perfect character. He has some spoiled rich-kid habits and flaws. Read at your own risk if that's not your thing. Serializing next door: I'm Cooking on an Interstellar Livestream Food blogger Shen Yanzhao transmigrates into an advanced but food-scarce interstellar world. He gains a Gourmet Check-In System and gets bound to a little restaurant called Welcome Inn. [Mission 1: Get more than 100 people to check in after trying your food within three days. Success reward: a packet of premium tomato seeds. Failure penalty: a lightning strike.] [Mission 2: Upgrade the restaurant to three stars within three months. Success reward: two top-grade rabbits. Failure penalty: experience the pain of childbirth.] C-childbirth pain? Looks like I'd better work hard to complete these missions. The restaurant is old and run-down, and no matter how long Shen Yanzhao tries to drum up business, no one wants to come. Then he realizes he can complete the missions by livestreaming. From then on, the livestreaming world gains a host worshipped by food lovers everywhere. Later, everyone discovers that eating Shen Yanzhao's food leaves no harmful impurities in the body. The whole interstellar world goes crazy, and fans in the livestream begin spending like mad. Netizens: Every single person in the top 100 fan rankings is my dad. Plants and animals in the interstellar world have all mutated. Eating food that hasn't been specially processed leaves harmful impurities in the body. Once they accumulate to a certain level, one's mental power explodes and kills them. This is a problem no interstellar nation has ever been able to solve. That is, until researchers discover Shen Yanzhao. The vegetables, fruits, and animals grown from the seeds he provides contain no harmful impurities. Ji Muning has suffered from mental power surges for years, and is now on the brink of having his body explode. One day, he wanders into a small restaurant and tries a simple bowl of egg fried rice. From then on, he can never stay away. General Ji Muning of the Lansi Kingdom has won countless battles, but is famously aloof and disinterested in romance. Suddenly, he livestreams himself embracing Shen Yanzhao and announces: "This is my fiance, Shen Yanzhao." The Research Institute is the first to object: "We don't approve of this marriage!" The whole interstellar population protests: "We don't approve of this marriage either!" Ji Muning realizes that apparently everyone in the entire interstellar world is his love rival. ** 1. No children, interstellar setting Theme: Don't give up or back down when you encounter difficulties