Everyday Mischief with My Childhood Friend

I'm the Matchmaker.

My childhood friend is the God of Wealth.

We both broke a heavenly law, so we were banished to the mortal world to experience all walks of life. We also have to take on some thankless jobs to stay alive...

And so two strange people showed up at Nancheng No. 1 High School.

One was a solitary girl with red strings wrapped around both wrists, both ankles, and her neck. The other was a rich young master who wore sunglasses every day and brought twenty-five bodyguards to school.

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I'm gloomy and eccentric. He's wild and flamboyant.

We were already the type to clash at every turn. Without the rules of Heaven to keep us in check, we argued even more in the mortal world, bickering every other day and having a full-blown fight every three days. Not even the King of Heaven could do anything about us.

During one cold war, we even staked all our divine merit and swore under our breath that neither of us would speak to the other.

It went on for more than half a month.

Until one day, he stood behind me and suddenly said, "I'm done being a god."

Giving up on everything?

Good.

I rolled up my sleeves, thinking, What an act. If you want to fight, just say so.

"I want to be your boyfriend," he added.

"..."

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*Short story with a happy ending

*First person

*Not serialized for payment

Theme: The human world is you and me.