Digging Up Graves Without Burying Them

Yun Suhui has been versed in the Book of Changes since childhood. He can divine with yarrow stalks, cast hexagrams, interpret dreams, read feng shui, catch ghosts and deal with the yin and yang worlds, write love letters and greeting cards, and analyze horoscopes. There's nothing he can't do.

To keep from looking too much like a charlatan, he chose Marxist philosophy as his university major.

When he goes ghost hunting, he declares with righteous conviction, "As a firm and professional materialist, I don't believe ghosts exist in this world."

Then he slaps a talisman onto the evil spirit's forehead.

Ghost: ?

When he goes exploring tombs, he brings a theodolite, a level, and a plane table. He even drags a string of tomb raiders to the police station along the way.

He earnestly explains to the local officer, "I was just doing an extracurricular assignment. Oh, them? I'm kindhearted and just doing my civic duty!"

Tomb raiders: ??

Until one day, while exploring underground again, he accidentally digs up something very strange...

Some unknown, very strange thing: Since you dug me up, you have to take responsibility for me.

Yun Suhui: What did you say? As a firm and professional materialist... Sir, wait! I'll bury you again right now.

Big Shot: Too late.

A soul-searching question: Where did you all find your significant others?

Some Yun: Thanks for asking. I dug mine out of the ground. "lights a cigarette"

Also known as The Hundred Ways a Materialist Can Lay Spirits to Rest

Theme: Materialism is great