How to Save Yourself After Falling into an Erotic Game About Nonhumans

Mu Mumu transmigrates and lands right in the middle of a séance to summon the Pen Fairy. She's alone, huddled in a corner, with the classroom door firmly shut behind her. In front of her is a female ghost that's broken free of control, baring her claws and looking ready to gobble up three children in one bite.

The good news is that she knows she's the protagonist of a game, and the protagonist's halo guarantees she'll survive even the most challenging circumstances.

The bad news is that this is an R18 monster dating sim. Every ghost has unspeakable plans for her, and the female ghost in front of her only has to lift her skirt for the scene to turn into a deranged, gender-bending erotic romp.

The circumstances are certainly challenging, just not in the way she expected.

Mu Mumu: ...Let me say thank you, because you have brought warmth to every season~

To keep herself from being thoroughly ravished by all sorts of weird things, Mu Mumu dashes forward and slaps away the tools on the table that were used to summon the Pen Fairy. Then, gripping a spirit medium, she loudly recites the summoning spell for the most powerful evil god in the game

Mu Mumu: You bastards want to screw me? Then nobody gets to live!!

This is no time for dating sims! This world should be clean and wholesome!

Xue Qiliu, an evil god sealed away for thousands of years, has been asleep the entire time. Then, for no apparent reason, some idle idiot uses a summoning talisman to drag them out of their slumber.

What's more, this idiot doesn't have enough magic to summon the evil god's full form. Xue Qiliu yawns and opens the eyes covering their entire body, only to realize one of their hands is missing.

Xue Qiliu: ...?

Xue Qiliu: !!!!!

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Could you at least master the summoning talisman before trying to summon me?!

A goofy, unhinged comedy

A rule-breaking heroine who would rather torment others than torture herself ×

A dating sim boss who is a pure-hearted romantic and only talks big, evil god male lead

May I ask why you chose an evil god as your partner?

Mu Mumu: Thanks for asking. Because he said he was the pure-love champion of the dating sim world.

Also known as "Every Day I Wake Up and Check Which Part of Me Is Missing"

"My Wife Chopped Me into Pieces, but I Still Love Her"

"Please, I'm Your Partner, Not a Jigsaw Puzzle"

[This story is clean and wholesome. Nothing will appear that needs to be censored.]

Theme: Living life with flair, even in adversity