[Wuxia/Genshin Impact] My Name Is Dog-Biting Sword

Here are some upcoming stories. If you're interested, please add them to your favorites: Coming soon: [Crossover: Teyvat Is Still Slaughtering Other Worlds Today] [How to Survive After Transmigrating Into an Erotic Novel About Nonhumans] (Click here for the perverted erotic-novel heroine's survival guide (holding a rose in her teeth)) Gou Shisan, a monster-fighting game player, died and suddenly transmigrated into a game character: a dog with high attack and high health, carrying a blade, and became bound to a System. Two million HP, able to catch blades in his mouth with 100% success, blade strikes as swift as the wind, countless clones, and one swing enough to split mountains and shake the earth. No one could stand against him. In short, he was invincible. Gou Shisan (speaking in an invincible voice): So being a dog is this awesome? If I had not been born, Gou with Sword in Mouth, the sword path would have been dark for all eternity!! Recently, according to a well-informed storyteller at a teahouse: A mysterious hero had suddenly appeared in the martial world. This person was said to be incredibly powerful, impervious to blades and spears, and as fast as lightning. He could reach up to the heavens to pluck the moon, or dive down into the sea to catch a turtle. He also actively rescued small animals and never took so much as a needle or thread from the common people, making him a paragon of virtue in the martial world. What nobody knew was that this report was completely wrong at its core, because... this so-called hero wasn't human at all. He was a dog. Gou Shisan declares: Nobody understands being a dog better than I do. Please note: 1. The character the protagonist transmigrates into is Genshin Impact event boss Kageroumaru, a black Shiba Inu wearing a hat and carrying a sword in its mouth. I've made a few changes for this story, such as making it a yellow Shiba Inu. (Because my friend helped draw the cover and it's difficult to change. Honestly, when I started writing, I never expected Genshin Impact to make Taroumaru fight the Traveler.) 2. The protagonist is just a dog, just a dog, just a dog. He has a System, but he will not turn into a human. 3. This is a wish-fulfillment comedy with crazy, silly humor. The protagonist is invincible. 4. The characters are innocent. If anything makes readers unhappy, it's the stupid author's fault (sad). Coming soon: [Crossover: Teyvat Is Still Slaughtering Other Worlds Today] After the Archon War, the Traveler made a deal with the wills of other worlds: if they could solve the problems causing those worlds to collapse, they would receive a huge reward in Primogems. The Traveler originally wanted to refuse, but they were offering far too many Primogems. To earn those precious Primogems, the Traveler renamed solving the collapse problem an interworld game and encouraged friends to take part, assuring them that it was completely safe. And then they saw... [World 1] Klee, Mondstadt's bomb expert, and Yoimiya, Inazuma's fireworks maker, successfully met up. The escaping suns charged straight at the Demon King, bringing their firework bombs and blasting their way through the Infinity Castle. Warm sunlight shone on lands ravaged by demons. "No! Wait!" The Traveler stared helplessly at the devastation everywhere. "Quick! Put down the bombs! This isn't a game!!" [World 2] Yae Miko, the elegant and devious Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine, teamed up with Xingqiu and Teacher Albedo to enthusiastically promote light novels in Yokohama, a city full of literary figures, completely throwing the Mafia's war into chaos. And it all started with a single legitimate bookstore license? Traveler: Wait, I have to... Never mind, I'm giving up too. Do whatever you like. [World 3] Best friends Venti and Zhongli were summoned to a Holy Grail War, but while everyone else was desperately fighting to win the Grail, the two reached a mutual agreement to slack off. Traveler: "..." Then, after seeing the bill sent by the will of the world, the Traveler completely broke down. "...I think we need to go over the script in advance?" The Traveler raised a trembling hand and let out a groundhog-like scream. "Even if you take all my Primogems this time, it still won't cover the debt!!" Theme: Cherish others and love yourself.