This Couch Potato Became the Good Brother of Heaven's Three Biggest Rebels

As a fictosexual, Feng Qing is an emotionally detached, laid-back slacker who has given up on love.

Until one day, she realizes something seems a little off...

The handsome guy downstairs, named "Sun Sheng,"

looks a bit like the Great Sage from some romance game...

The handsome guy upstairs, named "Li Liansheng,"

looks a bit like Nezha from some TV series...

The handsome guy next door, named "Yi Jin,"

looks a bit like Yang Jian from some movie...

And all three showed up after she praised the Great Sage, Nezha, and Yang Jian for being handsome.

Feng Qing thinks it over for a long time and decides it must just be her imagination.

She's an ordinary, lazy nobody. How could she possibly be neighbors with the three most rebellious figures in the Heavenly Court's mythology?

Until one day, three men named Zhu Bajie, Li Jing, and Liu Chenxiang knock on her door, asking her for their senior brother, son, and uncle.

Feng Qing: ????

After learning that Yi Jin is actually Yang Jian, Feng Qing drags him along to play through Yang Jian's story one more time.

Yang Jian, wearing 3D glasses, turns to look at Feng Qing.

"Are you out of your mind? I'm right here. Why are you looking at a paper character?"

Feng Qing remains unmoved:

"So, can you give me a look that's one-third radiant, one-third melancholy, one-fifth full of confidence, and one-fifth weighed down by worries, all arranged like a pie chart?"

"? I can't."

Feng Qing turns to look at the Yang Jian in the movie. "Exactly. What have you got on him?"

"..." Yang Jian turns away, silently thinking to himself:

She's this far gone. There's no cure. Just wait to die.

1. None of the three rebellious men is the official love interest. The real one is another god.

Theme: Even when we're hurt, we should keep trying to bloom amid adversity.