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Ji Ning, a contemporary migrant worker, a living person with a slight death.
Once through the book.
The system said: You are the female supporting cannon fodder NPC in this elite romance novel.
Ji Ning said: I am the emperor.
System:?
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As we all know, working with cattle and horses is incompatible with the elites who have a sense of relaxation.
In the program, elite men who have returned from overseas speak English, French, German, Italian, and Japanese, and sit and drink coffee with artistic women, facing the sea as the sun sets, and the sound of waves fills the atmosphere.
Niu Ma Ji Ning: Drinking coffee cup after cup will save your life!
Making breakfast, the young master of the consortium matches the pure white flowers, the sleeves are rolled up to soothing music, you wash the vegetables and I chop them, the ambiguity of first love is full.
Ji Ning: Is it enough to roll everything into one big cake? If it's not enough, put the pig in it.
Programming tasks.
Boss Ba's partner Gao Gui said in an English accent: "I think we need a plan first, and then set the steps, one by one to finish."
Looking back, Ji Ning's seedlings had been planted in several rows.
Ji Ning looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "You must be crazy. What are the steps for transplanting rice seedlings? You can just stick them in the mud!"
"Go away, don't stop me from getting the first place!"
Half a month later, the variety show was halfway through recording.
The Cp pair failed, and the elites fell out one after another, falsified their academic qualifications, bankrupted their companies, plagiarized their works, and fell from the altar.
From beginning to end, the character in the show remains consistent... It is Ji Ning, a migrant worker.
Ji Ning: Mr. Clear Soup, let me tell you! We cattle and horse beaters are the simplest creatures in the world!
How could I possibly go on a rampage when I didn't even get enough sleep?
# Care for social animals is everyone's responsibility#
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Small theater 1
The show breaks the ice with quick questions and answers.
——[Where do you live permanently?
"Europe."
"North America."
"South Africa."
Ji Ning: "Iceland."
Ji Ning: "What's wrong with the cold Huludao!"
——[What do you like to do on weekends?
"Sea fishing."
"Travel around the world."
"Go to Antarctica to see penguins."
Ji Ning: "Go to Dagua Tsa, buy a 9-9-yuan gift, and then eat a meal of prepared dishes made by science and technology."
No natural additives, guaranteed, dear ^_^
Small theater 2
During the romantic night chat, the young man from the consortium talked about his poor native family. His parents divorced, leaving him with only a cold nine-figure deposit, five buildings, two villas and a shopping mall. He was so pitiful that he only had money left.
Poor Ji Ning looked at his bank balance and smiled.
Dad Weiba sat next to her and tried to hold her hand, "It's cold at night, so remember to wear more clothes."
Ji Ning: "Thank you too. The weather has been getting colder recently. Remember to close the doors and windows and turn on the gas when you sleep."
Boss Big Daddy:?
Netizen: [Hiss...]
What an abstract woman
——Come on, make jokes, don't substitute it into reality
——[Advance receipt: AI cannot replace humans because...]
Humans are too incomprehensible
In this era of rapid development, even the world of novels has begun to pursue efficiency and attempts to use AI systems to control characters.
Collecting data, predicting character behavior, and trying to replace it, everything went smoothly until a passerby supporting character appeared in the plot-the poor loser Dai Yao.
Variety show debut,
Others walked in step by step,
She jumped up on the spot, turned somersaults, and came in waving her flowery hands.
Live broadcast room
?
What passed?
…Every step is outside the system's predictions.
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There are other moments like this——
In the last second, the search was "Can a person live without eating or drinking? How can one live for seven days with ten yuan?"
The next second, a wild Ultraman for nine dollars? Buy one and take a look!
——Trapped in an elevator with the heroine, she lay down on the ground and pretended to be an electric car, causing the elevator to sound the alarm.
——When the supporting character blocked her from confessing her love, she twisted her body and escaped from his crotch.
——No one can catch me, I am a nimble dog in the mountains
——I didn't do well in the exam. I became so angry that I ate the pen.
Looking again, she also ate the test paper.
——Not only complains about the environment, she also complains about the strong people
——Because I lost the game, I was so angry that I used my hands and feet to crawl around on the ground in the middle of the night, barking like a dog while crawling.
——Posted a question: Is there a possibility that I am the reincarnation of the emperor?
System: ... As an AI, it sometimes really doesn't understand human brain circuits.
Later, the system discovered that sometimes, humans have no logic.
Even, no brain.
Doing some inexplicable and wonderful things all day long.
Not only that, the plot also completely collapsed due to her...
#This article is also known as: Large-Scale Human Observation Record#
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small theater
Because Dai Yao was too abstract, the plot frequently collapsed, and the system decided to disguise herself as an AI assistant and enter the novel world to forcefully replace her.
On the first day of system binding,
System: [Hello, I am an AI assistant. I can answer all questions. Is there anything you want to ask me?
Dai Yao: "What does bird poop smell like?"
System:?
Is this right? ! ! !
Ah?
*Mad dog type heroine (not)
*There is a cp, and the cp is as insane as the heroine
*Messy days are lived in a mess, messy happiness is lived in a mess
*Just be happy and that's it!
Mission: A better life must be achieved through hard work
Reader comments
I'm so happy, I want to watch the Crying Crying Dog howling loudly all the way while running into Xing Si's arms, knocking Ao down and then grabbing Ao and asking if the child is with Xixiu.
Nice! ! [Blue Heart] I am Taonuo Tiantian! The teacher's writing is beautiful!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha and
Great, well written, looking forward to it
I really like watching the interaction between the tyrant little bun and his sister. I don't want him to grow up, but if he doesn't grow up, he can't eat his sister hahahaha
Come on [come on] Save the claws [plus one]
When will it be updated?
Although the two bickered all day long, it was quite lively. [Laughing and crying]
Maybe it's more popular now to focus on being a subject, and I read less about focusing on it.
Why does it feel like the heroine's IQ becomes lower after meeting the hero?
I'm so happy, I want to watch the Crying Crying Dog howling loudly all the way while running into Xing Si's arms, knocking Ao down and then grabbing Ao and asking if the child is with Xixiu.
Nice! ! [Blue Heart] I am Taonuo Tiantian! The teacher's writing is beautiful!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha and
Great, well written, looking forward to it
I really like watching the interaction between the tyrant little bun and his sister. I don't want him to grow up, but if he doesn't grow up, he can't eat his sister hahahaha
Come on [come on] Save the claws [plus one]
When will it be updated?
Although the two bickered all day long, it was quite lively. [Laughing and crying]
Maybe it's more popular now to focus on being a subject, and I read less about focusing on it.
Why does it feel like the heroine's IQ becomes lower after meeting the hero?
It's over, stars, the master is here