Code genius, chubby panda bottom x Imperial Marshal, pretend four-second man, Pallas's cat top
Zhang Yuan'an somehow transmigrated a thousand years into the future, with his body and consciousness trapped on the Star Network.
Looking at his frail but food-loving body, he knew he had no chance of looking after himself. He had to find someone to scoop his litter... a guardian!
So he opened a zoo on the Star Network, introducing everyone to the various animals that had lived on Earth over a thousand years ago.
What's more, he found a wonderful guardian: tall, handsome, and considerate.
The people of the interstellar network discovered that a big shot had opened a zoo on the Star Network. Not only could they see all kinds of extinct ancient Earth creatures, they could also pet their fur and clean up after them in an immersive experience. Countless netizens flocked to the zoo.
One day, when the zoo director introduced a new animal, the Pallas's cat, students from the Imperial Military Academy revealed that their campus heartthrob was modeled after one.
And so:
The heartthrob is a Pallas's cat = the heartthrob's uncle is a Pallas's cat = the heartthrob's uncle is a marshal = the marshal is a Pallas's cat = the marshal is a four-second man
Interstellar netizens: I think I just learned something I shouldn't have. Is it too late to run off to a backwater planet and start over...?
Shi Xu paid no attention to the slander online. He logged onto the Star Network and entered the zoo because he wanted to contact its owner and recruit him.
The Empire's Star Network research department had spent over a decade working on virtual reality that could reproduce all five senses, and had only just begun to make progress. Yet this zoo director had managed to build such an enormous zoo. The Empire couldn't let someone like him be snapped up by another country.
But as soon as Shi Xu entered the zoo, he was forced into the role of zookeeper, responsible for looking after a black-and-white sesame rice ball.
To get close to the elusive zoo director, he resigned himself to being a zookeeper: bottle-feeding it, helping it relieve itself, and coaxing it to sleep...
"How can anything be this cute?"
Once, he had to attend an interstellar conference and couldn't log onto the Star Network to look after the rice ball. He didn't expect to return to his room, lift the covers, and find it fast asleep in his bed...
As netizens watched in "nervous anticipation" and dragged their friends and family onto the Star Network to see the Pallas's cat mate, the zoo director updated the Pallas's cat's introduction page:
Having experienced it firsthand, I can say that a Pallas's cat who can turn into a human isn't a four-second man... You can add plenty of zeroes after the four...
Experienced it firsthand!? How?
How many zeroes can you add?
Interstellar netizens: Director, who did you experience it with? Tell us! The only single Pallas's cat in the galaxy is the campus heartthrob, but he already has a girlfriend...
Later, the marshal appeared at a press conference holding a black-and-white panda.
"Hello, everyone. I'm the zoo director's husband."
Theme: Protect the environment and care for animals
