The Scandal-Plagued Top-Tier Star Retires and Devotes Himself to Animal Rescue

Finally finished... I'll update some extras later. Next time, I'll finish writing the whole book before I start posting. I swear!

Upcoming novel: I Open an Animal Park in the Interstellar Era. Please show it lots of support!

Blurb:

Si Yi transmigrates into a member of DraGo, a soon-to-be top-tier boy band in Huaguo. His singing, dancing, and rapping are all unbelievably bad. All he knows how to do is trade on his looks and throw his weight around.

After haters force him to leave the group, he takes his exorbitant contract termination fee and heads to a small mountain village for a leisurely life. For some reason, he gets bound to a Stray Cat and Dog Shelter System.

There are too many stray cats and dogs to afford to raise them?

He picks up his old trade, writing songs for people, and does a little farming on the side.

His songs attract Shen Chang'an, a big star with a wonderfully sweet smile who becomes his boyfriend. His vegetables draw all kinds of animals from the mountains, who compete for his attention.

His daily life consists of trending because of his haters, getting dragged into trouble by the System, and watching his boyfriend and all kinds of animals engage in palace intrigue to win his affection!

Si Yi: Sigh, this sweet burden is so hard to bear. Who should I dote on tonight? A red panda? A giant panda... or my big golden-retriever boyfriend? At least he can fence.

Mini-scene 1

The shelter staff see a Tibetan mastiff and a Bernese mountain dog throwing tantrums and getting jealous because Si Yi picked up a little monkey. They are relieved Si Yi doesn't have a golden retriever, or it would be sulking with a long face every single day.

Thinking of his own jealous, clingy, blonde mixed-race boyfriend, Si Yi blurts out: Who says I don't have a big golden retriever?

Mini-scene 2

Si Yi composes the music for a film and wins the Best Original Score award at the International Fenghua Film Awards. His sweet-as-sugar boyfriend brags about it for a whole month.

Shen Chang'an: Who's young and already accepting an international music award on his boyfriend's behalf? Oh, it's me! [Picture of him kissing the trophy]

Si Yi: That's you.

Countless single people: I've saved all these videos and pictures. When this dog couple gets divorced, I'll buy every streaming platform and play them on a loop!

The two dog-boy husbands: Divorce? That's never happening. Not in this lifetime...

The main story has plenty of cats, dogs, and all kinds of animals.

This story has no real-life inspiration, so please don't read it as one. Same-sex marriage is legal in this world.

Music prodigy and animal-loving heartthrob bottom × 190 cm Huaguo-French mixed-race sweetheart top

Upcoming novel blurb 1

I Open an Animal Park in the Interstellar Era

Coding genius panda bottom × Imperial Marshal, fake four-second man, Pallas's cat top

Zhang Yuan'an inexplicably transmigrates over a thousand years into the future, with both his body and consciousness trapped in the StarNet.

Looking at his weak but voracious body, he knows he can't possibly take care of himself, so he needs to find a pooper-scooper... guardian!

So he opens a zoo on the StarNet, teaching everyone about the animals that lived on Earth over a thousand years ago.

What's more, he finds a wonderful guardian: tall, handsome, and thoughtful.

Interstellar netizens discover that a big shot has opened a zoo on the StarNet. They can not only see all kinds of extinct ancient Earth creatures, but also experience petting their fur and cleaning up after them firsthand. Before long, countless netizens flock to the zoo.

One day, when the zoo director introduces a new animal, the Pallas's cat, students at the Imperial Military Academy reveal that their campus heartthrob is based on one.

And so:

Campus heartthrob is a Pallas's cat = campus heartthrob's uncle is a Pallas's cat = campus heartthrob's uncle is a marshal = the marshal is a Pallas's cat = the marshal is a four-second man

Interstellar netizens: I think we've learned something we shouldn't have. Is it too late to flee to a remote planet and sign up for reclamation work...?

Shi Xu doesn't pay any attention to the online slander. He logs into the StarNet and enters the zoo because he wants to contact the owner and recruit him.

The Imperial StarNet Research and Technology Department has spent over a decade working on replicating the five senses online and has only just gotten started. Yet this zoo director can create such a vast zoo. The other nations mustn't be allowed to snatch up this talent.

But as soon as Shi Xu enters the zoo, he's forcibly assigned the role of caretaker. His job is to look after a black-and-white sesame rice ball.

To get close to the elusive zoo director, he resigns himself to being a caretaker. He feeds the little one, helps it relieve itself, and lulls it to sleep...

"How can something be this cute?"

Once, he has to attend an interstellar conference and can't log on to the StarNet to care for the rice ball. When he returns to his room and lifts the covers, he finds the little one fast asleep in his bed...

While netizens watch in "trepidation" and drag their friends and family onto the StarNet to see the Pallas's cats reproduce, the zoo director updates the Pallas's cat's profile:

I've experienced it firsthand. A Pallas's cat that can turn into a human isn't a four-second man... you can add a whole lot of zeroes after the four...

Experienced it firsthand?! How?

How many zeroes can you add?

Interstellar netizens: Director, who did you experience it with? Tell us! The only single Pallas's cat in the galaxy, the campus heartthrob, already has a girlfriend...

Later, the marshal appears at a press conference, holding a black-and-white panda.

"Hello, everyone. I'm the zoo director's wife."

Upcoming novel blurb 2

The second environmental novel: This Dragon Insists I Cultivate Immortality

Zhu Long top who keeps pressuring his partner to "cultivate together" × reborn beauty-obsessed bottom who really does gain cultivation by lying around

Xie Yu'an goes out to sea to pick up some trash, only to get attached to by a saintly System that gives him a dragon. It insists he cultivate immortality, change the present world, and save all the gods and monsters who have been erased.

He says cultivating immortality is out of the question. In his previous life, he worked even when he was terminally ill, and it wore him out. Cultivation sounds like such a hassle. He doesn't want eternal life; he just wants a peaceful, ordinary life of his own.

But the dragon tells him he'll die if he doesn't cultivate, and it also wants to cultivate with him!

For the sake of his life, he might as well cultivate. As for cultivating together...

At first: Oh my! That feels amazing. My cultivation is rising so fast...

But why does this dragon only ever pressure him to cultivate together now?

As soon as Zhu Long hatches, he wants to cultivate together with the human who "incubated" him. But this human just doesn't get it. All he thinks about is petting dogs and being a couch potato. It makes Zhu Long lose face.

Before he can force the human, the Undying Tree arrives to give him a huge assist. Not only does it get the human to start cultivating, it also helps Zhu Long fulfill his wish to cultivate together.

The demons of Youdu? Get lost. Don't interrupt their cultivation.

The human only has to lie there, after all. His entire body is a treasure!

Theme: Protect the environment and care for animals