The Mary Sue Kindergarten Is Open!

Yu Yuan went to teach at her family's private kindergarten.

In this SSVIP class, which costs 500,000 yuan a year, the parents and kids were overflowing with Mary Sue energy.

His mother was the wealthy lady who had run away while pregnant in a groveling-ex-wife story.

Her father was a tragic, powerful villain in a redemption story.

His older sister was a career-driven heroine in a reborn revenge story.

Her older brother was a doting brother and top-tier star idol in a story about a three-and-a-half-year-old.

Yu Yuan... Yu Yuan was just an ordinary wage slave earning 3,000 yuan a month.

The delicate little flower: "Teacher, I'm planning to donate a whole building to the school! Could you take a few more pictures of my little one?"

The nouveau riche stepmother: "Teacher, why don't we hold the class field trip on my island? Could you record a video of my little one eating?"

The top-tier star idol: "Teacher, are you a fan? How about a private dinner with a celebrity? And please take a picture of my little one's sleeping face."

Yu Yuan's hand trembled. "How about I start a livestream for the kids?"

The parents' eyes sparkled. "Yes, yes, yes!"

Their wildly chaotic first livestream somehow became an instant hit.

The domineering CEO: "The livestream platform belongs to my company. I gave it a little boost."

The actress: "Teacher, I told my fans to come see my darling!"

The wealthy lady: "Sorry, Teacher. My little one was just too cute, so I couldn't help buying a trending topic."

The System, which had accompanied Yu Yuan as she grew up, wore a kindly smile:

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you've been bound to our childcare System! Fail to complete your missions and you'll die!

"..."

...Don't mind me. Yu Yuan was already gazing at the sky with tears in her eyes.

*

"Teacher Taro! What do you want for Teacher's Day?"

"It's Teacher Yu Yuan. Teacher Yu Yuan doesn't accept gifts that cost money."

"Then, Teacher Taro, I'll give you my older brother! He won't cost you anything!"

The class had a haughty little "queen," as well as a three-and-a-half-year-old who loved riding a white horse to school.

There was a walking jinx who never won a free drink, and the baby from a runaway-while-pregnant story.

One of the kids spent every day trying her hardest to sell her older brother to Yu Yuan.

*

Every child in the class attended by Duan Shao's younger sister seemed to have a story of their own, and some of them reminded him of his own childhood.

I'd been rained on, so why should anyone else get an umbrella?

So he put on a secret identity and made trouble for her at every turn.

But things kept going wrong in the right way: his malicious plans only ended up helping her, and she even thanked him and praised him for it.

Her smile was warm.

Her voice was gentle.

"I had a really miserable childhood, too..."

"Could you save me, too?"

Yu Yuan, the warm and gentle one who'd just yelled a villainous passerby into tears: ?

The System shrieked: What are you looking at her with those eyes for? How does she seem warm and gentle to you?!

#When a Mary Sue world meets Mary Sue parents and kids

#No idea why the male lead has so many layers of filters

#Anyway, the world revolves around the heroine

#I declare the heroine a ten-out-of-ten all-rounder with no flaws

#Put the leads' names together and you get YYDS

[Notes]

1. An unconventional setting in a fictional world. So many people are abnormal that some of the heroine's actions and abilities don't seem strange.

2. This is not a traditional childcare story. The parents are just as important.

3. A lighthearted daily-life story focused mainly on the plot, with romance as a side element.

[Coming Soon] "After Binding a 24-Hour Trial Pass, I Made a Fortune"

Making money was Rou Ni's greatest hobby.

System: There's a chance to earn a million a day. Are you in?

Rou Ni rolled up her sleeves. "I'm in! Only an idiot would pass up a bargain!"

The System gave Rou Ni a 24-hour trial pass.

Draw a card before using it, and the next day you could experience a different profession. Complete the day's main mission and earn five million.

The first time, she became a news reporter.

Main mission: Get bad reviews through an interview.

Rou Ni grabbed a passerby and blurted out, "Are you happy?"

The second time, she became an actress who couldn't carry a tune and was about to go onstage to sing.

Main mission: Get the most attention possible.

Rou Ni pondered for a moment, then started reciting Buddhist scriptures on the spot.

The third time, she became a cleaner responsible for the men's restroom.

Main mission: Shatter the confidence of ten scumbags.

Rou Ni smiled sweetly and made a hand gesture. "Even a little one is cute!"

She did as she pleased, without a care in the world.

After all, the Almighty System would take care of things and correct anything that didn't make sense.

The twenty-second time, she directly became the CEO of the company where she was an intern...

Yu Ji noticed someone strange at the company.

Sometimes she was a secretary, sometimes a receptionist, and sometimes even a cleaner.

It was all very odd, yet everyone else thought it made perfect sense.

No, today she had to ask her assistant who this person was.

Yu Ji frowned and was about to take the CEO's private elevator when Manager Wang grabbed her.

Manager Wang looked down his nose at her. "Xiao Yu, have you lost your mind? Trying to fly up to become my boss? Careful, or I'll fire you!"

Yu Ji: "...What happened to my job as CEO?"

The next day, Yu Ji was back in the CEO's position.

The understated office interior had all been replaced with vivid green decor.

The assistant rushed in, panting, and excitedly raised a green box. "Boss, this is the green Pure Love Warrior edition phone you asked me to queue up for yesterday, oops, I mean buy!"

Rou Ni's second greatest hobby was collecting anything green.

With the 24-hour trial pass, she soon earned her first big goal.

With money in her pocket, she happily sat at her green workstation, eating chips and slacking off.

The System, however, was sweating buckets with worry. "Host, there's a bug in the System. Someone has noticed something strange about you!"

Manager Wang, who had just been fired, clutched a cardboard box and looked at her as if she were one of his own. "Xiao Rou, um, Director Yu wants you to come to her office for a chat."

Theme: Work hard and live well