System: The gacha system is now online. Host, draw your childhood friend who fell from the sky.
[Age] [Appearance] [Personality] [Affection] [Talent] [Hobbies] Drawing...
Ding! Congratulations, Host, you drew a five-star childhood friend!
Xiang Ning, who was hit and killed by a truck, transmigrated into a Mary Sue novel as a passerby and was given a mission to win over her childhood friend.
[Please have the Host [stand upside down] in [the school auditorium] [within one week].]
[Please have the Host [come in last place in the entire school] on [the midterm exams] [within one month].]
[Congratulations, Host, mission complete! You have earned three gacha draws!]
Xiang Ning: Ha, I'm invincible!
But then...
After drawing a Math Study Card, Xiang Ning said, "Bu Zhou, let me tutor you in math!"
Bu Zhou gently handed her a perfect-score exam paper. "No need."
After drawing a Fighting Skills Card, Xiang Ning said, "Bu Zhou, I'm here to help you fight!"
Bu Zhou pointed at the people already sprawled on the ground in the alley and slowly shook his head.
After drawing the item card The Complete Guide to Insults, Xiang Ning asked hesitantly, "Um, Bu Zhou, do you like being insulted...?"
Who knew her childhood friend would tremble slightly, his cheeks flushed, his lips parting as he let out a soft pant. "...Mm... I do."
Xiang Ning: What?!
*
Bu Zhou approached step by step, his expression dark. "Xiang Ning, stop playing dumb."
Xiang Ning had just drawn the [Affectionate Words Scrambler]. What she heard was, "Xiang Ning, meow meow meow meow."
Perplexed, she tilted her head and tentatively asked, "...Bu Zhou, meow?"
Bu Zhou: ??? Damn it, I can't understand what my childhood sweetheart is doing, but why do I find it kind of cute?
[An adorably airheaded, quirky, and eccentric childhood sweetheart] x [A gentleman on the surface, with decidedly abnormal tastes]
And a system in the peanut gallery that actually spoils the heroine rotten
Blurb pending revision.
Theme: Life is a gacha game without a guaranteed pity pull
