My Brother's Arranged Marriage Match Is My Boyfriend

Coming Soon: "Reborn, My Scum Ex's Childhood Friend Is the Real Deal [EABO]"

Also known as: "Nothing beats dumplings for a good meal, and nothing beats... cough, cough (devilish grin)"

Bai Nanxing's biological father sent him off like a piece of merchandise to marry into the Mo family, a den of wolves.

At their first meeting, Mo Leyang, his "younger brother-in-law," deliberately made things difficult for him. He didn't just get handsy, he also rubbed salt into his wounds. His personality was absolutely awful.

So once they got to know each other,

Bai Nanxing complained to his roommate: "He's a rabid dog!"

His roommate was confused. "Didn't they round up all the dogs within five miles of our school?"

Bai Nanxing immediately laughed so hard his stomach hurt.

A human-shaped rabid dog is still a dog. He wasn't wrong.

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To Bai Nanxing, the Bai family was a dark, sunless prison, and every day he thought about how to escape.

He had thought the marriage alliance would be a good opportunity, but Mo Leyang's appearance ruined all his plans.

He even ended up losing more than he gained.

That rabid dog called him smugly: "You pull your pants back on and pretend you don't know me. You really are a heartless bastard."

Bai Nanxing: "..."

Who the hell topped whom, anyway?!

Bai Nanxing had finally had enough. "I'll tell your big brother."

The rabid dog got in first with a shameless accusation: "That's fine. I'll just say you were the one who seduced me. We'll both get thrown into a pig cage and drown together, a pair of lovebirds in the afterlife."

Bai Nanxing: "..."

-

Later,

Mo Yichen, the eldest young master of the Mo family, gradually fell for Bai Nanxing.

But by the time he realized it, the corner hadn't just been stolen from under him. The whole wall had collapsed.

Still, Mo Yichen refused to give up.

He asked, "Is he really that good? Whatever he can give you, I can give you twice as much."

The rabid dog who had painstakingly pried open the wall corner panicked at once.

"You can't give him that."

Mo Yichen didn't believe him. "What can you give him that I can't?"

The rabid dog replied shamelessly, "Have you ever seen a collapsed wall corner put itself back together?"

Mo Yichen: "..."

Black-bellied, high-level fox-hunter bottom (S) x mad wolf top (M) who thinks he's the hunter

[Important]: Fake sister-in-law romance. The top calls the bottom "little sister-in-law" purely as a joke. He isn't really his sister-in-law.

P.S. 1. One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first.

2. Contains melodramatic elements. If that's not your thing, please click the X.

3. The setting is made up; same-sex marriage is legal.

Three years ago, Mu Qingyu took advantage of being drunk and let Chu Shaohan mark him.

After one night, Mu Qingyu became pregnant.

Three years later, Chu Shaohan returned to inherit the family fortune and attend his scumbag father's funeral. There, he unexpectedly ran into Mu Qingyu, who had a toddler with him.

In that instant, Chu Shaohan went completely mad.

Gritting his teeth, he picked up the little brat he thought Mu Qingyu had given birth to with a sarcastic smile. "You little thing, should you call me big brother, or uncle?"

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After that, Chu Shaohan found this "little brat" more and more irritating every day.

All he thought about was how to send the "little brat" off to an orphanage.

One day,

His secretary stared at the toddler's face and found it incredibly familiar, as if he'd seen it somewhere before.

"Mr. Han, this child..."

"Find an orphanage and send the little brat there."

The secretary couldn't help saying, "Don't you think this child looks a lot like you, Mr. Han?"

Chu Shaohan was certain this was the little brat Mu Qingyu had with his scumbag father.

But after the secretary said that, he couldn't resist secretly getting a DNA test done.

When the results came back, he learned that the "little brat" he'd been calling the child was actually his own son.

Chu Shaohan was overjoyed.

He immediately scooped up the toddler, showered him with kisses, and tossed him into the air.

But the toddler pushed him away in disgust.

Chu Shaohan: "Listen, I've already looked into it. You're my biological son, and I'm your biological father. Treating your biological father like this is unfilial."

The toddler looked at him with even more disdain. "Mister, do you not have a son of your own? Why do you keep claiming random kids as your sons?"

Chu Shaohan: "..."

Toddler: "Daddy was right. You're a pervert. I need to stay away from you."

Chu Shaohan: "..."

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