Huayao has recently been playing a xianxia romance game.
The game's promotional slogan promises extreme freedom and immersive romance. The art is stunningly detailed, and, most importantly, the characters are incredibly handsome. As a devoted beauty enthusiast, Huayao jumps right in.
There are three official romanceable characters: the ruthless Demon King, who kills without batting an eye; the violent and unpredictable Demon Venerable; and the Ghost King, who rules the Ten Ghost Domains.
Huayao happily starts pursuing them, though the process turns out to be a little bumpy.
[Bad Ending 1: Overhear the Demon King's secret. You die.]
[Bad Ending 2: See the Demon King's true form. You die.]
[Bad Ending 3: Touch the Demon King's finger. You die.]
Huayao: What kind of nonsense is this? I can't even touch his hand. How am I supposed to romance him? Next!
[Bad Ending 4: The Demon Venerable takes a dislike to you. You die.]
[Bad Ending 5: Pour the wrong wine for the Demon Venerable. You die.]
[Bad Ending 6: Get within two meters of the Demon Venerable. You die.]
Huayao: He's mastered proper gentlemanly conduct. Don't do that again next time. Even more ridiculous than the last one. Next!
The Ghost King is clearly different from those two. With his gorgeous face, he's gentle and refined, and you can even touch him.
Except...
[Bad Ending 7: Hold the Ghost King's hand and get possessed by yin energy. You die.]
[Bad Ending 8: Hug the Ghost King and get possessed by yin energy. You die.]
[Bad Ending 10086: ...Get possessed by yin energy. You die.]
Huayao: "..." Forget being a gentleman. Just staying alive while I'm with him is already very good.
And you call this immersive romance?
Huayao curses out the game's developers, then angrily deletes the game and goes to bed.
But when she wakes up, she discovers that she has transmigrated into the game's heroine. The horrifying main plot, which will torment her body and soul, begins in a year.
Huayao looks down at her frail little body, clearly not built to take a beating. "..."
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Recently, a new junior sister has joined the Ruthless Dao Sect.
The junior sister is well-behaved, sensible, clever, and adorable. She's just far too diligent in her cultivation, obsessed with working around the clock and pushing herself so hard that her senior brothers are exhausted every day.
They never understood why their junior sister was so devoted to cultivation, until the day...
The three terrifying overlords of the Demon, Devil, and Ghost realms corner her at the gate, each determined to take her away.
The three sides argue without end, and the atmosphere turns so cold that the onlookers freeze into ice statues.
Their junior sister calmly pulls out a rope, ties up all three big shots like dumplings, and bundles them off back home.
The senior brothers: ...?!
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#If I work hard enough, the bad endings can't catch me#
#Put your pants in the freezer and become a cold-hearted person#
· This is my kind of trashy fun.
· The setting is a full-dive romance game, with game mechanics like card draws and quests.
· The early romance routes are old-school angst, but the heroine treats it all like a game. She's here for fun and pulls off plenty of ridiculous stunts.
· Later, the three villains compete for her affection and fight over love (?
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October 12, 2022
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