Every Boyfriend I've Had Has a Secret Identity

My first boyfriend was someone I fished out of a river. He was a melancholic pretty boy, with soft black hair and violet eyes. From head to toe, he gave off an air that made you want to cherish him.

We were very much in love, but then I discovered he had lied to me. I never imagined he would go behind my back to a bar and rub shoulders with the Mafia and hitmen.

How dare he! I hate the Mafia most of all, so we broke up.

My second boyfriend used to be my rival. We were crossing the street when we both set our sights on the same old lady. He was handsome and had great taste, and he never let me pay when we were together.

But in the end, I discovered his secret. He was secretly working for the Mafia!

Even though he treated me well, I couldn’t be with someone in the Mafia. I gritted my teeth and broke up with him.

My third boyfriend was a handsome Russian. He was really good-looking, and I fell in love at first sight with his face. To my delight, he was also a musician, and we had so much to talk about.

We were very happy together, but by then there was no way we could stay together.

The world was going to end, even though I had done my best to avoid it! To save the world, I broke up with him.

It wasn’t until I came face-to-face with the mastermind that I realized I had been fooled again. I was such an idiot.

So I turned evil (not really).

I recited a spell:

[Dead Come Summon Will I Am But Love Yet Beautiful I Though]

Then I teamed up with the Hunting Dogs to arrest my first ex just as he was about to win the horse race, helped my third ex control my second ex after he turned into a vampire, and finally foiled the plans of my third ex and the leader of the Hunting Dogs.

Once it was all done, I wiped the nonexistent sweat from my forehead and felt refreshed.

What can I say? Besides being an utterly ordinary office worker, I’m also a magical girl who saves the world.

My three ex-boyfriends: Do you hear yourself? What part of you is ordinary?!

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