[No angst, a silly, sweet, doting romance]
Wengu Yi, the sword immortal of Mount Chilai.
The foremost cultivator in the world, an aloof beauty who has cast aside worldly desires, has a secret hobby no one knows about.
Fine jade.
For its sake, the venerable immortal himself made a special trip to southern Xinjiang. Half a year later, he returned, covered in grime, clutching a flawless piece of white jade.
He kept the jade close at all times: when he ate, when he slept, and even when he bathed.
Until one day, while bathing and changing, the jade around his neck disappeared, replaced by a lovely young woman with delicate features.
That day, two bloodcurdling screams rang out from Mount Chilai.
Wengu Yi: How outrageous! Who dares pull a switcheroo right under my nose?
Tang Bai: Aaaah! A naked man! Aaaah!
*
Tang Bai was livestreaming sales from her family's jade shop. She dozed off in the middle of the broadcast, and when she woke up, the whole world had changed.
Not only were people flying through the sky, some were gliding across the water. Crushing a boulder on one's chest was standard practice here, and uprooting a willow tree was a morning workout.
Tang Bai: I can't do this! I want to go home!
But it seemed that some ethereal-looking man had taken an interest in her. He stared at her mournfully all day long.
His eyes plainly said, "Give me back my jade."
Tang Bai was close to tears. She couldn't exactly tell him that she was the piece of jade, that she'd transformed into a human, and that she had no idea how to turn back.
She suspected the ethereal man would send her packing on the spot.
*
To cultivate an immortal body as soon as possible and stop depending on the spirit jade, Tang Bai decisively joined a sect.
By day, she was an utterly ordinary junior sister in the sect. By night, she became the student personally taught by the sword immortal.
Her senior brothers and sisters patted her on the head and asked curiously, "Junior Sister, what does your master look like? The one who doesn't want you to reveal his name?"
Tang Bai kept a straight face. "Green-faced, with fangs. A terrifying, ferocious fiend."
She summed up, "He's so ugly he can't show his face. Let's preserve his dignity, everyone."
The disciples looked at her with sympathy.
Wengu Yi, passing by: ???
He silently took out a mirror and began to seriously doubt his own looks.
That night, Tang Bai successfully acquired a kind, kindly old master.
Tang Bai: ...
I'm doomed. I overdid the act.
[Silly, theatrical junior sister x cool, pure-hearted venerable immortal]
Theme: Life is full of surprises
