After My Obsessive Ex's Funeral Pyre

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Blurb:

A sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside, genuinely unhinged Dragon God hero x a cultivation-obsessed heroine who only pretends to be aloof and noble

#The Heroine Chases the Hero Through Hell and Back#

Yun Shu spent three thousand years as the Celestial Realm's princess. After the Celestial Realm had used her up, they forced her to jump into the Demon Abyss. Everyone wanted her dead, once and for all.

On the day she fell, the fiance who had once sworn to protect her married someone else in grand style.

As she listened to the celebration bells ringing from the Ninth Heaven, she smiled and fell from a towering cliff, becoming the last blessing to protect the mortal realm.

She jumped without hesitation, so she never saw the groom in red rushing toward her like a madman.

If she had seen him, she would have been astonished.

So he could make that kind of expression. He could look so devastated, as though he had lost half his life.

Later, many people said that Lord Xuan Yao had truly loved Princess Yun Shu, not Fairy Fu Yuan.

But fate had twisted things, and he could never earn that girl's forgiveness again.

*

Reborn.

Bai Shushu devoted herself to cultivation, rising from the Qi Refining stage to the Tribulation Transcendence stage in just three hundred years. She was a force of nature in the cultivation world.

As she faced her lightning tribulation, a familiar voice came from beside her: "Fellow Daoist, would you be willing to become my cultivation partner?"

Anyone with eyes could tell that Lord Xuan Yao wanted a substitute.

His choice had settled on a cultivator who looked seven-tenths like the princess, a force of nature in her own right.

The female cultivator calmly invited Lord Xuan Yao to the peak of Kunlun Mountain.

The wind howled at the summit, making her clothes rustle.

Afraid she might lose her footing and fall, Lord Xuan Yao said anxiously, "I'll grant you anything you want, just come down first."

She asked, "Do you swear?"

The Lord nodded and reached out to take her hand.

Everyone thought Bai Shushu would take his hand and give him a tearful confession of true love.

But no one could have imagined this:

Bai Shushu kicked him off the cliff.

"You asked what I wanted?"

"I want you dead."

*

Xuan Yao knew perfectly well that Yun Shu, transformed beyond recognition, wanted to kill him.

Not just him: the entire Celestial Realm was on her death list.

But what did it matter?

If it made her happy, gods and demons alike could die.

Reader's guide:

1. The heroine will take revenge, she will take revenge, she will take revenge! Before being reborn, she was a little white flower. After being reborn, she's a man-eating flower.

2. The hero did not marry someone else. This will be explained later, but the groveling is irreversible.

3. After revisions, the story will proceed chronologically and focus on romance, with both the hero's and heroine's perspectives.

P.S. This novel has been heavily revised, so it differs from the previous version.

----Coming Soon----

Historical Romance: The Chief Eunuch's Darling

[A fake eunuch with power over the court x a calculating young princess]

Zhou Hansheng came from a distinguished family and had noble blood, yet everyone in the palace avoided her as a bringer of bad luck.

Rumor had it she brought ruin to her parents and had a deadly birth chart. Anyone who got close to her would either suffer a fall, drowning, or broken bones, or drag their entire family into execution.

So even though she was over eighteen, no elder dared arrange a marriage for her.

After returning from three years guarding the imperial tombs, she found the palace consorts thought she had no one to rely on and could be bullied at will.

They never expected this frail princess to get ahead of the wolves and tigers by attaching herself to the most ruthless man in the kingdom: Xi Chen, Chief Eunuch of the Western Depot.

To protect herself, she fed herself to the tiger and struck a bad bargain with him.

She would gather compromising secrets about the nobility and serve as his hidden pawn.

In return, he would protect her for the rest of her life and find her a good husband.

In public, they were a noblewoman and a eunuch with no connection whatsoever.

In private, they slept in the same bed, sharing each other's pain and pleasure.

On countless nights, Zhou Hansheng would grit her teeth and demand of the man above her, "Xi Mubai, you promised to marry me off to a good man."

"Dependable, hardworking, easy to bully?"

The man's warm, damp voice brushed her ear. "That's me."

*

Xi Chen entered the palace at seven, commanded the Western Depot at thirteen, and became the youngest Imperial Attendant's Office director at seventeen.

In public, the world treated him with deference. Behind his back, they called him cruel, ruthless, and a lowly eunuch.

Only the little girl locked away in the forbidden palace wiped the blood from his face with her clean hands, held him as she knelt before the Buddhas, and begged, "Don't die. You have to live."

Because of those words, he crawled back from the gates of death, then climbed to the heights of power over mountains of corpses and piles of bones.

Years later, the little girl no longer recognized him. He should have kept his mouth shut and quietly watched over her, letting her get what she wanted and live happily ever after.

But of all the things she could have done, she shouldn't have knocked on his door on that rainy night and stubbornly insisted on making a deal with him...

"You brought this on yourself."

Only Heaven knew how long Xi Chen had held back the urge to take her under his wing.

Since she'd come to him of her own accord, she would never get away for the rest of her life.

----Coming Soon No. 2----

Xianxia Comedy and Sweet Romance: The Sword Immortal's Personal Jade Spirit

[A comedic, dramatic junior sister x a cold, abstinent, lovestruck sword immortal]

Wengu Yi was the sword immortal of Chila Mountain.

The cultivation world's number one, an aloof beauty who had forsaken worldly desires, he secretly had a little-known obsession.

Jade.

For the sake of his hobby, the venerable immortal made a special trip to southern Xinjiang. Half a year later, he returned, dusty and disheveled, holding a flawless piece of white jade.

He wore the jade close to his body: while eating, while sleeping, and even while bathing.

Then one day, as he bathed and changed, the jade around his neck vanished, replaced by a delicate young woman.

That day, two utterly horrified screams rang out from Chila Mountain.

Wengu Yi: "How outrageous! Who dares switch things right under my nose?"

Tang Bai: "Aaaah! Naked man! Aaaah!"

*

Tang Bai was livestreaming to sell goods at her family's jade shop. She accidentally fell asleep mid-broadcast, and when she woke up, the world had changed.

People could fly through the sky and walk on water. Crushing rocks on your chest was standard practice, and uprooting willow trees was a morning workout.

Tang Bai: I can't do this, I want to go home!

But a certain ethereal-looking man seemed to have his eye on her. He stared at her dolefully day in and day out.

His eyes clearly said four words: "Give me back my jade."

Tang Bai was at a loss. She couldn't exactly tell him, I'm the piece of jade. I turned into a person, and I don't know how to turn back.

She suspected the immortal man might send her packing on the spot.

*

To cultivate an immortal body as soon as possible and stop relying on the spirit jade, Tang Bai decisively joined a sect.

By day, she was an unremarkable junior sister in the sect. By night, she became the student personally tutored by the sword immortal.

One day, her senior brothers and sisters patted her head and asked curiously, "Junior Sister, what does your master look like? He doesn't even want to tell you his name."

Tang Bai kept a straight face. "Green-faced, tusked, and terrifying."

She summed up, "So ugly he can't be seen in public. Let's leave the old man some dignity."

The disciples looked at her with sympathy.

Wengu Yi, passing by: ???

He quietly took out a mirror and began to seriously doubt his appearance.

That night, Tang Bai successfully got herself a kind, benevolent old master.

Tang Bai: ...

I'm doomed. I overdid the act.

P.S. A comedic, sweet romance with no angst.

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Theme: My fate is in my own hands, not Heaven's.