But I Didn't Transmigrate at All?

Jiang Yuxing was reborn, back on the day his wealthy biological parents brought him home as their "real son." This time, he was determined to

[A flash of white light!]

[When you open your eyes again, you discover, ]

[You've transmigrated! This is the Ancient Continent, where spiritual energy abounds, immortals and demons clash, and mortals cultivate to immortality!]

"?"

Jiang Yuxing glanced out the window at the main road and office buildings.

[And you happen to be the youngest son, lost outside the sect, of the head of the Celestial Profound Sect, the foremost immortal sect in the Eastern Continent!]

[But for some reason, you feel that there's more to this than meets the eye!]

Jiang Yuxing: "...There is, but I haven't transmigrated."

[To uncover the truth, you decide to embark on the path of cultivation! Start with the most basic daily training!]

"Are you even listening to me?"

[Quest activated: Defeat the Roaring Wind Thunderclap Tiger 0/10!]

"That's a great story, but what if..."

"I haven't transmigrated at all?"

He tried to reason with this crazy System, casually giving the cat in his arms a scratch.

[Congratulations, you have defeated the Roaring Wind Thunderclap Tiger 1/10!]

Jiang Yuxing: ...???

Now that was something he could get excited about.

"President Yu, about the young master's situation..."

The man looked up, his expression complicated. In his ears, the inner voice of a certain contract wife went on and on:

[Damn it, what on earth is the Nine-Turn Soul-Chasing Flower? I'm just 100 XP short of leveling up!]

[If I don't find out the answer, all my virtues will disappear!]

[I can't do my daily quest of watering the Winter Spirit Grass again. Auntie Li was way too quick to do it herself.]

[...Forget it. I'm bored anyway. Let's practice pickpocketing on Butler Wang.]

The man: ...

He glanced at his butler with pity. "...Leave him be."

Yu Xingzhou was grateful for the mind-reading ability that had suddenly appeared. It gave him a chance to understand Jiang Yuxing better.

Time and again, he tried to hold himself back, yet time and again, he couldn't help drawing closer to him.

He set aside his usual cool, noble bearing and followed an online tutorial. He splashed water on his fitted white shirt, undid the collar to show off the sexy lines of his toned body, and let every water droplet glisten beneath the suggestive lighting.

Then he heard...

Jiang Yuxing: [What do you mean, wet clothes give him +10 charm? Half-naked is another +10? I bust my ass doing daily quests and get +0.5!]

Jiang Yuxing: [Ridiculous. So what if he works out his chest? Who cares? You're such a show-off!]

Jiang Yuxing: [System, give me a quest! I want to level up. Max out my muscle strength. I want arms thicker than my thighs!!]

Yu Xingzhou: ...

[Reader's Guide]

1. A seemingly obedient reborn protagonist who can flatten anyone x a CEO with a one-sided crush, mind-reading powers, and a heart that's been set ablaze after years of neglect.

2. A silly, delightful sweet treat, also known as [My System Is Crazy, But That's Okay, Because I'm Crazy Too].

Theme: You made me use [Pickpocket] on you.