Fishing Green Tea and His Straight Roommate

As a freshman, Yu Zhouzhou struggled to pass by the stadium under the scorching sun, holding various materials and carrying two oversized suitcases. He took a quick glance and fell in love with Lu Yi, who was tall and handsome after playing football and was full of hormones. It's his thing! It happened that Lu Yi came out, and Yu Zhouzhou came over to greet him. He raised his eyes carefully, tried his best to show his cuteness and beauty, and asked softly, pretending to be weak, "Senior, can you help me carry it?" Yu Zhouzhou is a senior green tea expert, and when it comes to tea, almost everyone doesn't like him. But who would have thought that after he said this, Lu Yi was indifferent, glanced at him lightly, turned around and left: "I don't have time, you can find someone else." Yu Zhouzhou, who lost for the first time: ... Fine. As he struggled all the way to the dormitory, opened the door, and faced this handsome guy again. The handsome guy was wearing a vest, and his exposed muscle lines were smooth and beautiful. He was sitting on a chair, looking at the air conditioner with a frown and a contented expression on his face. Their eyes met, and both of them were silent. Turns out I didn't have time, I was busy going back to the dormitory to blow on the air conditioner :) Living in the same dormitory, Yu Zhouzhou soon learned that the handsome guy he was interested in was called Lu Yi. He was a sophomore sports student. He had a good figure and a handsome face. He was confused. In every aspect, he met Yu Zhouzhou's criteria for choosing a spouse. It was a pity that he couldn't eat anything, so Yu Zhouzhou picked up the tea art skills and poured tea vigorously, trying to catch people. However, Lu Yi is a straight man with terrible straightness, and Yu Zhouzhou's tea skills often fail on him. He pretended to stumble and tried to make physical contact. Lu Yi held his collar upright without any expression, without touching a finger the whole time; On a rainy day, they tried to hold an umbrella together to create a space for the two of them to get along, but Lu Yi ran back to the dormitory directly in the rain; Even if his brother shouted a lot, Lu Yi could still say something to him in a nonchalant manner: Are you about to lay an egg? Yu Zhouzhou: Well, it's really annoying! * Although Lu Yi is straightforward, he is a master of tea appreciation. He has seen a lot of green tea since he was a child. Therefore, when he meets the new junior student who lives in the same dormitory with him at the beginning of school, he can tell that under his cute and beautiful face, he is definitely a scheming green tea. I feel very upset. As expected, the junior student was exceptionally clever, but Lu Yi confirmed that he was a straight man and had no interest in men at all, so he remained unmoved. Outsiders watched him display his tea skills with cold eyes. In the end, he saw the little green tea being helpless and gnashing his teeth. Junior Green Tea gave up fishing for him, which made Lu Yi feel at ease for a while, but he didn't feel happy. Because he saw that the other party seemed to have not changed his nature, so there were more and more men around him, and Little Green Tea was smiling and talking to everyone, and seemed to be particularly happy and unwilling to think about Shu, and he felt very irritable. Finally, he couldn't sit still anymore, frowned, found the other party, and asked in a low voice: "Why don't you continue to tea me? Are those men as handsome as me? Or do they have more abdominal muscles than me?" * One day, Lu Yi was on a video call with his brothers. He was full of disdain for the rumors that he was gay, insisting that there was no such thing and that he was a straight man. Even though the corners of his mouth were broken and there were bite marks and scratches on his shoulders. Yu Zhouzhou, who had just woken up, squinted his eyes when he heard this, then leaned over and sat sweetly in Lu Yi's arms. "Brother, you were really awesome last night~" Lu Yi's expression suddenly changed, he accurately grasped Yu Zhouzhou's waist, lowered his head and kissed the man in his arms gently on the lips. "Do you like it?" "I like it~" Yu Zhouzhou continued to smile sweetly. Lu Yi was so doting that he seemed to be two different people from the disdainful him just now. He pinched Yu Zhouzhou's cheek and continued to say gently: "Good boy, go rest for a while, baby, and I'll make you something delicious tonight." Yu Zhouzhou then left obediently. The brothers who watched the whole video on the other side were speechless and messy in the wind—— Do you call this a straight man? ? #I have a wife, but I am a straight man# #Only the mouth is the hardest in the whole body# [Fishing Green Tea & Tea Appreciation Master] ps: 1, 1v1 double clean 2. Sweet campus love 3. Screenshot of copywriting archived on 22/9/13 Purpose: Treat people sincerely